the year is 2036. black friday season starts july 1 and runs through the end of november. cyber monday is celebrated every other monday from december to may. june has several prominent internationally recognized sales days based on the lunar calendar

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

ok at this point I'm about 99% sure that trump is the main character of the Epstein files

"Selling Out Is Bad" is a valuable concept and despite all the baggage and bullshit and elitism it could contain it's actually really good to reinforce the ideal that having integrity when it matters, especially when it hurts, is what good/cool people do. Should be adapted instead of jettisoned.

10 minutes 🥹

Silk Song is so good and rapidly making me push away important tasks like making meals

hey im putting something together for my boss for his birthday. yeah can you write a letter or better yet an insane poem or horrifying drawing about the unspeakable crimes you all have committed together

Night swimming

Doodles in blue ink of 4 different kinds of cats

Waiting room cats

His wish came true

This is the waaaaay! I will wait as long as it takes. Excitement for a game shouldn’t break people. I’m very happy that they enjoyed themselves and made it what they wanted it to be. Mad respect.

SILKSONG* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

White text: “SEPTEMBER 4”

FROTHING AT THE MOUTH. SHITTING MY PANTS. COVERED IN GOOSE BUMPS. SILK SONG!!!!!!!!!!!

Chipotle cup with a doughnut on top of it and a straw going through both on a sidewalk

Shit I see on my way into the office

God damn

Grafitti on a brick wall featuring one saying “kalesha I need you back”

Kalesha I need you back

"the left is simply too mean these days!!" meanwhile 100 years ago a pottsville woman is howling for blood in rhyme

The immediate “undo” email send button just saved me so hard oh my god

I wish I was a fat cat

Really need to go to the eye doctor. Just thought a fire hydrant was a cat and slowed the car down in case the cat got spooked and ran into the road.

Damn

Sketchbook comic. Panel 1: a disembodied voice says “I KNOW a.i. is ethically, ecologically and esthetically awful, but I just gotta say…” Lucy is reacting with a ._. Face and thinking “do ya? Do ya really GOTTA?” Panel 2: Lucy’s thought bubble reads: “do you just GOTTA recite some tired anecdote using the phrase ‘I just typed it in!’ That just amounts to you admitting that your cheapness, laziness and poor taste outweighs your unexamined ethical code?”

Sketchbook comic page 2: Panel 1: Lucy’s thought bubble reads “and, at the very least, do you GOTTA say it to ME?” She is turning away, saying “ok I’m gonna go, um, get a snack.” Panel 2: another disembodied voice is saying “Lucy! You’re an artist— whattaya think about a.i? Ya know, it may be bad, but I JUST GOTTA SAY…” Lucy is startled, dropping a chip.

Sketchbook comic page 3: Panel 1: Lucy is surrounded by speech bubbles and text, repeating the phrase “gotta say…” she looks terrified. Panel 2: she is fleeing the repeated “gotta say”s, yelling “you gotta live with yourselves, but I don’t gotta!” A note with a heart at the end reads “stop doing this I will not absolve you.”

Gotta say…

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

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Bananas on toasted seed bread with sunflower seed butter

I eat the same lunch most days at work: banana on sun butter toasted seed bread. Some people have started to notice and ask me about it. If I don’t have this every day then I’ll likely not have food because it’s the only thing I can remember reliably and keep at work.

We can’t let the supplement companies keep getting away with this!

You get it!

Half a water melon is on the dinner table with a spoon stuck in it. Husband looks on in awe and respect.

Dinner for the mentally well

I’ve had difficult sleeping the past few weeks and I’m officially at my verbal stimming stage of coping and my stim for today is just “Lake Titicaca”. Please send help.

What’s also wild about this is that I took a picture of this myself in December 2024. Does the poop continue or just the shame?