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Now that Parker Posey is doing Hyundai commercials can we at long last end the pretense that Generation X have maintained their hip countercultural edge into the AARP years?

The bridge of “Swamp Thing” is only 6 bars. We were robbed.

Due to overwhelming positive feedback, Taco Bell iced its Y2K Decades menu within 30 days. Incredible.

Someone needs to talk me down because I’m fast becoming convinced that Mexican food in Washington is just a psyop now.

What the Fischerspooner version of “The 15th” ignores is that the drums absolutely make that song.

Luke warm take: baseball would be 13% more popular among the youth if they rebranded the Error count as the Cringe count.

I finally get it…Eddie Vedder and Benjamin Bratt are slowly morphing into the same person.

Hey, same but it happens

Yeah and it’s a term lobbed against both sides of the Zionist debate. Again, I’m not sure that the OP was taking any of this into context, so that was my entire intent.

And that’s it. Loomer is a white nationalist, but her presence at the White House isn’t in itself indicative of anti-semitism. Now, if we want to discuss that Zionism needs anti-semitism to thrive then, sure, but I am not sure that’s what the OP was getting at.

Laura Loomer is Jewish

I resisted telling the kids fundraising for ASPCA that pets are a sinkhole of money and sadness when I walked past them and they tried to get money out of me. I am growing.

Elder Millenial breaking the speed limit while screaming along to AFI. This is the default generational position.

I like how I’ve spent the last two days talking about how when a problematic person like Ozzy dies, maybe we don’t need to pile on them for things that if they truly mattered we should have confronted them about in life. And then Hulk Hogan dies immediately after and challenges that entire premise.

The 405 is such a cringe freeway. Oh you’re gonna sit in traffic for an hour to go from Bellevue to Renton? And there’s endless construction to add more lanes like it’ll help?? Grow up.

Rahm Emanuel II: RAHM

A lot of friends have had children in the past year or two. Question: do y’all sing “You’re A Grand Ole Flag” to your kids to calm them down/put them to bed? If not, why not?

So. Tankies are really just conservatives who decided to take extra steps to backdoor their worldview? Which is that everything should suck? Bummer.

There has to be a person out there who is secretly craving the approval of a cook at a Mongolian Grill. Like nothing would validate their existence more than handing them their bowl and the cook nodding and saying “great choices!”. Imagine how lonely that must feel.

Yeah its Riot Grrl, sorry

See the mummies wanna stay
For your meal
Get another mystical journey
For the wife
E’rrybody wanna see
How it feels
Even though Jesus Christ
Is a lie

BEHOLD. My 20th birthday.

Thinking about starting a mediocre emo band with too many members and calling it The World Sucks Ass And Death Terrifies Me.

“No. Wait. Stop. Come back.”

I want to agree when people say it’s messed up to think actors are responsible for what their characters and like send them death threats and stuff. But then again, I didn’t watch the Sopranos for 20 years because James Gandolfini was a jerk to Viggo Mortenson in Crimson Tide.

Vintage pulp novel featuring an illustration of a man gasping for air as he pulls himself out of the water and onto the beach - he looks like he is thrusting passionately. Behind him a smoking plane is sinking in water. Copy and title read He was supposed to fight a war, but he had sandier things to do Beach Humper By Richard Sachs A TRUE AMERICAN STORY oh no he really is humping some sand while his friends die "Questions the honor of veterans." -Hump Magazine

“Our judges today are no strangers to spice and crunch. We’ve got Tournament Of Champions II winner Maneet Chauhan, TOC III champ Tiffani Faison…and perennial loser Jet Tila!”

-Guy Fieri, probably

“If you’re not threatening their young, and they’re well-fed, a bear won’t eat you. That’s their bearantee.”

Well somehow I found myself typing this out:

“A lot of moms have a direct line to Chet Hanks. He’s like God but much, much less problematic.”