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I cant swim. I cant dance. I dont know karate. Face it. Im never gonna make it. She/They๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ

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went to therapy, cried a lot, and when i left some guy had clearly gone through my bsky and liked all of my thirst traps

huge for me

08.10.2025 18:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

trying to talk politics in the office but getting shut out of the conversation by the dudes does suck, but also is massively gender affirming

08.10.2025 12:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

famously not cringe

03.10.2025 11:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my birthday is soon and im honestly terrified
what a cringe thing to be scared of

02.10.2025 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

dude in my office is trying to tell me butthole surfers and bowling for soup are similar bands and im crashing out

02.10.2025 13:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you have a boyfriend now?!

27.09.2025 20:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

decided that my new thing is saying that various things are of โ€œgrave concernโ€ regardless of their severity

no real reason just feels like a fun thing to do

26.09.2025 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

going from italy (where I can v confidently order food in italian) to spain (where I cant order food without sounding like the idiot baby of the 21st century) is such a humbling experience

23.09.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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im gonna die for sure

23.09.2025 16:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they should put you in charge of naming bands

23.09.2025 12:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

read that book like three times already

also this was like a 4am post, cut me a little slack

22.09.2025 10:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

she ground on my floor till i elevator, or smth idk

22.09.2025 07:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

nah dw, youll always be my fake wife

22.09.2025 07:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lookin for either:
1. somebody that can teach me to be normal
or
2. somebody to make me their wife

currently accepting applications, but dont try and do both cos nobody likes a tryhard

22.09.2025 03:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what about a disreputable wizard?

21.09.2025 14:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you always know how to make a girl feel special

21.09.2025 13:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

nor should you

21.09.2025 11:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

trusted sources are all saying this!

21.09.2025 10:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š

21.09.2025 10:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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she is in an elevator

21.09.2025 08:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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three years on hrt and i think we can all agree it was a great decision

15.09.2025 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

friday morning listening to Super Stupid from the album Maggot Brain, by Funkadelic, and feelin like the archetypal stoner character in a mid 2000s sitcom

12.09.2025 10:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

grammar is fun! and fr i think youโ€™d crush a masters

09.09.2025 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

everybody shut the fuck up, its NFL season :3

08.09.2025 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

theyre saying that opening my laptop to work on my phd at midnight is โ€œobsessiveโ€ and โ€œweirdโ€ and that i should โ€œconsider giving myself a breakโ€

25.08.2025 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it wants to be friends !!!!

20.08.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

im liking it for both

20.08.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

therapist called me on my bullshit today. needed that so bad yall have no idea

20.08.2025 18:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yay thank you :3

13.08.2025 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

is it normal to want to be good at therapy? pls say yes

13.08.2025 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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