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Scott Lewis

@scottlewis.bsky.social

If I pull out the claymore you're shit outta luck

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Folks, Lays has a Turkey Dinner potato chip on the market and I am telling u that they are 100% repackaged roast chicken flavor

08.11.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These vehicles are certified Loser Cruisers

06.11.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My LA friends said they really thought the Blue Jays would "finish the business" because we have a statue of a business man outside the Dome

02.11.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

At least I have tickets to Game 8

02.11.2025 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gausman filling the pitch meter on every throw

01.11.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I'm the Dodgers I am politely asking Blake Snell to quit snortin' G Fuel and playing the sticks all night

30.10.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's like 89% trees and deer

29.10.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's time for somebody on the Blue Jays and launch a ball 98.4 mph thru Mary Hart's soul

28.10.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah yes the Dodgers, the churchiest-ass team in the league, "Not Like Us," indeed

27.10.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Blue Jays have chased Alfred E. Neuman from the game

25.10.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me and the fellas kept Blake Snell up all night on the hotel WiFi playing Battlefield 6

24.10.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Dirk Graham Cup

23.10.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shohei Ohtani seeing Blue Jays +185 and longing for Ippei Mizuhara

21.10.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imma give it a run this week. Finishing Alan Wake 2 rn!

21.10.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I plan on that, but I need something short for vacation to play on the Portal

21.10.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Video game pals do I need to play Silent Hill 2? No experience with this series

21.10.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

These are the kind of price guys who call the umpires "refs" will pay

21.10.2025 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would buy a Fred Lewis 15 jersey on sight tho

21.10.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can spend years, decades in the shitter as a sports fan. Felipe Crespo? Sure, I talked myself into him one time. This feels amazing

21.10.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Mariners get Gabe Speier up in the pen every night just so no one has to sit and smell him

21.10.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Josh Naylor has no trouble digging it out of the dirt because that's how he gets his dinner

21.10.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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16.10.2025 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Giving Geese another shot, who still give me big vibes of this

14.10.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Has anyone figured out what's going on with the guy who sits behind home plate in Toronto and looks like he's about to leak synthol from his arms?

13.10.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

If I was one of these rich guys I would do all kinds of cool shit and zero of it would be sweating profusely and spewing nonsense about the fucking antichrist in public interviews

12.10.2025 12:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Donald Trump, sir, this is currently war-torn hell hole Toronto and u should not under any circumstances allow for good American boys Big Dumper, Logan Gilbert, Bryan Woo, and George Kirby to leave US soil

11.10.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah because he got his ass handed to him in Part 1!

11.10.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bro looks like he's on the doorstep of assuming his natural form as the human cigarette

11.10.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I gotta say I respect it

10.10.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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