Paul

I’ve been neglecting this app

Funny how we ban an app because China *could* get data and don’t do a fucking thing when an unelected billionaire *does*

This is the leader of the free world.

Someone should tell Elon that while the courts have made presidents immune to everything, that doesn’t apply to oligarchs, and when this regime is flushed into the toilet of history, he’s going to be tied up in criminal cases for the rest of his goddamn life.

I have to believe that the one voter who did not put Ichiro on his Hall of Fame ballot is the same voter who gave Angel Reese an MVP vote this year. Seriously, WTF?

For the record, nobody deadnamed Caitlyn Jenner and anyone screaming that she was deadnamed congratulations - you’re the reason Democrats lose elections. The virtue signaling and tut-tutting will win exactly zero hearts and minds.

Houston shutting down all the airports makes me think that Ted Cruz was trying to go to Cancun again

Man there hasn’t been this much mediocrity in DC since Rex Grossman was the starter

With all the Trumpers going to DC, how far do local residents with actual colds have to go to find Sudafed? #watchyourcatalyticconverter

I’m convinced there is no modern entity more adept at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory than the Democratic Party.

If you’re on the left you should be holding our own people to a higher standard on this. Stop whitewashing. Stop lying. The truth is clear. This was a bipartisan fuckup and failure and no one who has shown such an utter disregard for first amendment rights should ever be trusted with power. Period.

Trump likewise deserves no credit for “fixing” a problem he created himself back when he tried to ban TikTok by fiat when he was in his first term. This is political theatre and nobody should buy it. Hell, Tom Cotton is only as vocal as he is because he has a book to sell.

Spare me the nonsense about a life or death foreign aid bill. Democrats and Republicans alike who voted for this just showed us the price tag on the first amendment. They all deserve the blame for getting to this point.

The ban on TikTok was never about national security. It was never about an app. It was and is about controlling access to information. Do you know why Elon is happy he paid 44 billion for a 9 billion dollar asset? Because the ability he has to manipulate the narrative is worth it.

I’m so pissed off right now. I have spent years calling MAGA out for being a cult. They are. Full stop. But those engaging in a rush to absolve Biden and the Democrats are engaging in cultish behavior too, and I can’t stand with that. It’s utter bullshit.

But if you pushing the narrative that Republicans did this by themselves, you’re lying.

It seems to me that letting geriatric elected officials attempt to regulate technology they don’t understand is about as smart as letting the same geriatric men make decisions about women’s healthcare.

Hold on partner. If you think I’m a “blame democrats” guy you’ve missed the fucking boat.

New wording on TikTok’s pop-up.

Let’s not whitewash the fact that signing the ban in the first place and punting a political win to Trump were both monumental fuck-ups by Joe Biden.

Let’s be clear, with Joe Biden’s meaningless virtue-signaling statement about the ERA he has cemented his legacy as being about as useful as a nipple on an elbow.

Amen. Biden is a feckless quisling who waited until he had three days left to make a meaningless statement. I’m glad he’s going to be gone.

Fuck the Supreme Court.

I want to petition the Biden administration to issue an executive order moving MLK day to Sunday so we can make Monday “National Show Elon Musk Your Anus Day”

Literally just elected a guy who kept stolen classified documents by his shitter but banning a social media app because “national security”

Can somebody ask Carrie Underwood if there was a lost verse in that one sing about singing at inauguration after you took a Louisville slugger to both head lights?

I see some people are demanding we watch the inauguration and I'm all, motherfucker, I didn't watch his first one and spent four years actively avoiding the sound of his voice, what makes you think I'm going to do any different this time around

It just means more

As a reaction to the dumb people flying flags at full staff on Inauguration Day, smart people should fly theirs upside down

Dear elected officials - the first amendment is my litmus test and if you supported - or voted for - banning an app, you’ll never get my vote again.