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How "Brave" and "courageous" thanks for "fighting for my freedom." Bunch of assholes.

04.11.2025 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Now, that's what I call contempt for the court.

04.11.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why are they even talking to him?! Just go interview a child at daycare about the government shutdown and workings of the executive branch. You'll walk away with a much more clear picture.

04.11.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mike Johnson is so stupid he thinks press briefings are when the press gives him updates on the happenings government.

04.11.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds like a hostile work environment.

03.11.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So we've got Pestilence with Measles and RFK, We've famine with Thune and Johnson, we've got war with Hegseth and Miller, I guess we should just sit around and wait for death.

03.11.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As well as: Afghanistan, Mexico, Syria, Somalia, California, Nevada, Chicago, and Miami.

Hell of a party.

03.11.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yikes. They're not going to have a lot of legislation to hand their hat on, but Mike doesn't know best.

03.11.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's time for them to stop going to the same dog & pony show they've seen for the last 40 days. They know they won't get answers. It's a water of time. Use that time instead to investigate his money.

03.11.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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03.11.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My dad puts pictures of bongs on Facebook and says "look at this wonderful vase my son found at a garage sale." then he giggles when everyone points out that it's a bong.

Feels a bit like defamation. But it IS funny.βš–οΈ

03.11.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Even better yet, stop asking him any questions. Just read the newspaper to him. Better yet! Stop showing up. Let him do his little performance for no one.

03.11.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely. He'll start using his real first name instead of his middle name. "I'm Jim Johnson, not Mike Johnson" he'll say.

03.11.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're not looking at the big picture. Every day a new derangement. Every day a new scandal. A new crazy excuse. How will Republicans react? How will democrats? How do cranberry farmers feel about this new derangement? What will he tear down next?

Every day a new wonderful secret.

03.11.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Psssh, me become a conspiracy theorist? Yeah, right, and fall right. That's just what the American Library Association and Carmex want me to do.

Besides, they keep censoring my conspiracy theories so that the ones they prefer take hold. I couldn't. Not even if I tried.

03.11.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey Kash, what happened?
You said you were going to resign over the Epstein files then you went into a meeting, and now you don't care anymore. What did they tell you?

02.11.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

... and look at all the success that brought them??

02.11.2025 06:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How can you say that about a man who's favorite Bible verse is "all of 'em."

02.11.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, you've forgotten about the Christians he's killing the Caribbean, the Christians being incarcerated and deported, as well as the clergy he's allowed being shot in the face and beaten with clubs.

02.11.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is just like Russias "de-nazification" of Ukraine. Down to the speed with which the military believes it can finish.

02.11.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How many of the immigrants that he's locking up, and assaulting are Christian? How many pastors has ICE shot in the face?

02.11.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

And Canada, California, Greenland, Mexico, probably some hurricanes, Bikini-atoll, Syria, Iran, Somalia, Afghanistan, Nevada, some random AI city with likenesses they stole with a poop bomb, the list goes on and on.

02.11.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can we start a go-fund-me for a mirror for Laura. πŸ˜”

02.11.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have to say, as the face of the Southern Baptist church, he has colored my perspective of that entire faith. Southern Baptists embrace lying and simply shouldn't be trusted.

02.11.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The legislative branch had been axed.

The judicial is eroding.

Only the executive left.

02.11.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why is Ron dodging the question?

02.11.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whatever happened to dead eye dan?

02.11.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hear China is providing all the soundwork, and Russia is donating the microphones.

01.11.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, and that money will keep flowing forever.

01.11.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I agree 100%. At the same time there's a part of me that wants to know where the flyer was found, who had access to it, and what it says as to not be blindsided to it.

There must be a line somewhere between dissemination and information.

01.11.2025 12:10 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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