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Tom Rhymer

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Author and narrator. Odd duck who is often painfully sincere. Honi soit qui mal y pense. Check out tomrhymer.com! #BookSky

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I had the pleasure of visiting Malta last September. What an incredibly beautiful place, so rich in history!

26.05.2025 14:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“And he who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.”

10.05.2025 16:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Release day, release day…I love release day!!

21.04.2025 15:47 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Huzzah! My latest book has gone live! If you would enjoy a medieval romance between two knights set in the crusades, this is the book for you!

www.amazon.ca/Unwise-Love-...

21.04.2025 15:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A candle in the dark, dripping hot wax onto erogenous zones

10.04.2025 22:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anytime someone mentions a movie sequel that has a “II” in the title, I automatically add “Dreams Come True;” e.g. “Jaws II: Dreams Come True.” If my daughter murders me, this will be the reason.

30.03.2025 01:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s what that’s for?!?

29.03.2025 04:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s just good smutty value.

11.03.2025 22:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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10.03.2025 22:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh, my.

07.03.2025 21:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No. Just don’t.

07.03.2025 16:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I gave up on sports writing when the use of nouns as verbs included “they need to defense the run game”

21.02.2025 18:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ve been studying the Algerian War of Independence, as it happens. Not sure where that ranks.

21.02.2025 01:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wait, not Brie Larsen’s band in Scott Pilgrim?

20.02.2025 00:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Because Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.

17.02.2025 20:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Glad for you guys! We’re getting the whole “Day After Tomorrow” treatment lol

16.02.2025 16:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good morning! Shovelled last night, shovelling again in a few hours (insert boiler room scene from Titanic)

16.02.2025 14:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Plucky fellows

16.02.2025 14:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ooh! Play some Enya!

14.02.2025 21:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Medievalist checking in

14.02.2025 21:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey all, haven’t posted in a while because everything has just seemed so insane. But I’m still writing what I love!

14.02.2025 03:06 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah, knowing me I’ll be distracted

10.02.2025 19:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Never go full Kafka.

07.02.2025 21:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That is an AMAZING accent.

06.02.2025 22:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I see what you did there

06.02.2025 01:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah no for sure!

04.02.2025 21:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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You never forget your first.

04.02.2025 18:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You look so happy, it’s lovely!

04.02.2025 04:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You’re quoting Ronald blankety-blank Reagan. Do you remember which union he broke? I do. It was the air traffic controllers.

02.02.2025 23:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hurt potatoes hurt people.

02.02.2025 22:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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