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Ballmer er den eneste personen som med 100% sikkerhet har lettere for รฅ svette enn meg, sรฅรฅ, Beta Kitten?

02.11.2025 04:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eagle Watch!

27.10.2025 04:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't play saudi games.

27.10.2025 04:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Det er ikke liiiike ille pรฅ alle mรฅter

27.10.2025 04:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I couldn't wait for Yotei, but turns out two kids are way more demanding than one, so it's on hold..

26.10.2025 18:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, I've had my phone on (if not silent) discrete since 2001

19.10.2025 04:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look, itโ€™s really straightforward to get a publisher as a new name indie in 2025. Simply do 95% of the work making and marketing your game, and if your metrics are trending towards almost certain success, a publisher will swoop in to promise the remaining 5%, deliver 3%, and collect 75%

18.10.2025 20:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2286    ๐Ÿ” 489    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 31

You forgot occasional genocide supporter

18.10.2025 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Your generic TIE grunt is just plain suicidal. And the TIE Defender jockey is bloodthirsty. But the TIE Interceptor pilot, he's suicidal AND bloodthirsty. When you see a squad of those maniacs flying your way, you'd better hope your hyperdrive is operational."
โ€•Kyle Katarn

18.10.2025 06:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also, wtf is up with all those notifications on random stuff that I do not follow, but actually despise!? It is made to be hostile!

15.10.2025 19:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But it's sluggish compared to 1+2, with the added on pro goals after "finishing" the game. In 1+2 I had a lot of fun completing the goals with every skater. In 3+4 that is a lot more cumbersome. Also removing the "hard get there" with it's trophy removed something in the feeling of completing it.

11.10.2025 13:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kem ska ta med Ullandhaugstรฅrnet sa du..?

03.10.2025 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ja, den steinkalde ironien i at Chappelle drar et segment om ytringsfrihet i et land kor du kan bli henretta om du seie feil ting.

03.10.2025 15:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I used to be amazing at 96%ing pencils. Those indie-sized IKEA pencils were great for that instant satisfaction also!

03.10.2025 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, mista mange av mine tidligere favoritter nรฅ. Og man undrer, hvorfor er ikke Gervais der..?

03.10.2025 11:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The ugly irony

03.10.2025 05:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

most of your favorite (still living) comedians are now assholes because the personality trait that drove them to success (desperately needing love from everyone) is emotional kryptonite once you are rich, successful, well known, and still fucking hate yourself.

03.10.2025 04:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 864    ๐Ÿ” 124    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Mรฅtte sรธke opp, absolutt verd det!

02.10.2025 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maz Jobrani always came off like a stand up guy to me. And no, there is nothing funny about this, despite the double meaning.

Where tf is Gervais, he's usually the kind of guy to jump onto a hand grenade "because he can".

02.10.2025 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Sad Spectacle of American Comedians Selling Out in Saudi Arabia It turns out that edgy free-speech warriors will scuttle their principles for a check from a brutal autocratic regime.

My new piece, up now @thenation.com: "If only trans activists had known what size check to cut for Chappelle, they could have shut him up years ago and saved themselves all the picketing at Netflix." www.thenation.com/article/cult...

02.10.2025 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2668    ๐Ÿ” 570    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 66    ๐Ÿ“Œ 43

@mazjobrani.bsky.social, Dave Cappelle, Jimmy Carr, Jack Whitehall ++, you should be better than this!

Disgrace!

01.10.2025 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Om dette skulle vise seg รฅ vรฆre noe som minner om en trojansk hest fra Burrs side kommer han aldri hjem igjen.

01.10.2025 14:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gyldne Snitt: The Game

01.10.2025 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Kan alt han gjรธr i blinde omtrent, men alltid noe random som tar meg, hvor de der ballene spretter eller at han bare faller akkurat der jeg er. Og etpar eksempler av "nรฅ har jeg deg din dritt!" og blir brute-grรฅdig pรฅ slutten.

01.10.2025 05:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Har mรธtt pรฅ en vegg ingen snakker om sรฅvidt jeg vet. Han ballerinafyren med fyrverkeri! Brukt mer tid pรฅ den enn Beastfly og Last Judge tilsammen.

01.10.2025 04:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To irriterende utgjรธr vel ett stikk, og sรฅ fjernes/strykes fra runden?

28.09.2025 10:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bare eg som e lei weird og edgy superhelting nรฅ? Til nรฅ bare sett 1 episode av sesong 2 av Peacemaker, og la meg litt over halvveis gjennom Superman.

28.09.2025 09:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sรฅnn eg hadde det pรฅ Dark Souls. Der det dog stemte 100% va Cuphead..

27.09.2025 20:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nei, pรฅ en eldre mรฅte, som en stegosaurus.

26.09.2025 07:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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