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Me, complaining about cologne prices: It's so weird, people keep saying this is supposed to be a cheap cologne, but a bottle is like $100!

My bf: That *is* cheap cologne.

BURUHHHH WHY IS CHEAP COLOGNE EXPENSIVE, THATS FUCKIN WILDDDD

10.09.2025 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tucker and Dale should have kissed, it would have solved a lot of problems

09.09.2025 13:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with a mask on his face is dancing in a dark room Alt: A man in a white mask dancing in a dark room. Frank Morrison, "The Legion", from Dead By Daylight

3/3 I have been in and out of lisenced therapy for years ever since childhood to try to fix these problems. It never worked. But somehow this greasy freak with a bad attitude and stabbing habit ACTUALLY FIXED MY TRAUMA.

insane. thank you #behaviour #dbd yall are great ๐Ÿ‘

08.09.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2/3 The other day, me and mom were talking about him, and she mentioned his name.

I heard the name Frank, and because I have been so fixated on The Legion and DBD for over a year, I perked up.

PERKED UP, like a dog hearing "walkies".

08.09.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1/3 Man, my love for Frank Morrison has actually fixed some deep rooted issues.

My birth dad's name is also Frank, and i used to get deeply uncomfortable hearing the name cuz of what a shitty person he was. I couldn't even hear the name without feeling kinda sick.

08.09.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ฉ I just know I'm gonna be forced to take Lightborn more often now, though, cuz SWFs are gonna take such big advantage of this update. Blegh

03.09.2025 11:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm just saying: That kind of behavior is a lot of the *reason* that things like responsible tunneling and slugging are *necessary*. Obviously punish the people who do it just to be dicks, but survivors are about to have a frightening amount of power and I'm not looking forward to it.

03.09.2025 11:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And of course, it shouldn't be permanentใƒผ if the killer wants that effect to be permanent, they should just take the perks. This would just be a failsafe to help prevent the stun-blind-stun-blind-locked in a corner BS that many SWFs like to pull.

03.09.2025 11:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Repeated usage of cc on one person would be reduced by a certain amount of seconds, until the player just became fully immune to it for a certain amount of time. Like building up immunity over time. I genuinely think this would solve the issue of bully squads. A temporary enduring+lightborn.

03.09.2025 11:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now, I don't know nothin' about WOW, but he explained it to me pretty well. Apparently, people in the game were CC trained so hard, that sometimes they couldn't act for 45 seconds or more, which is insane. And so, the fix was to reduce the outcome per CC.

03.09.2025 11:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My bf and I were bouncing around some ideas about this, and how to potentially address those issues in a way that would be fair for everyone, and I think we actually landed on something pretty solid:

Diminished outcomes

03.09.2025 11:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm pretty hyped for the new anti-slug and anti-tunnel mechanics in #dbd. But i really do hope that, alongside those issues, bhvr will also address the problem of the Bully Squads. Y'know, the ones where every survivor gangs up on a killer, chain stunning and blinding, until a killer can only dc.

03.09.2025 11:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A post from twitter user @_hevvig: "his autistic personality and transgender looks have captivated me"

A post from twitter user @_hevvig: "his autistic personality and transgender looks have captivated me"

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

02.09.2025 12:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An example image of how many hyperlink thumbnails seem untrustworthy. While I was attempting to send a silly video to my partner, the thumbnail is blank, and instead advertises the website that the video is hosted on, rather than the video itself, making it seem less like a content sharing site and more like a potential phishing scam.

An example image of how many hyperlink thumbnails seem untrustworthy. While I was attempting to send a silly video to my partner, the thumbnail is blank, and instead advertises the website that the video is hosted on, rather than the video itself, making it seem less like a content sharing site and more like a potential phishing scam.

has anyone else noticed that every hyperlink thumbnail that doesn't come from one of the top 10 websites of all time ends up just straight up looking like a virus?? like, how is ANYONE gonna wanna click on this? I'm just tryna show my bf a silly video!

02.09.2025 12:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

im drunk and angry at the world. bur frank morrison exists somewhere in the universe and that somehow makes living feel worth it.

31.08.2025 04:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Genuinely it says a LOT that the first thing i considered playing to get over people being insensitive on league was borderlands

BORDERLANDS

one of the most insanely insensitive games literally EVER

THAT SAYS A LOT ABOUT LEAGUE

31.08.2025 04:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

every time i try to play league, I'm immediately reminded that the league community is an actual blight on the world.

it used to be so fun, but the damned game is full of pedophiles, trump apologists, and pedophilic trump apologists.

insane.

31.08.2025 04:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today I drank an entire pot of black coffee...

and I LIKED it...

what is happening to me, chat ๐Ÿ˜ฐ

27.08.2025 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคข like my god, I've seen some forced romances in media before, but this one by far takes the cake for pointless romantic subplots ๐Ÿ˜ซ

25.08.2025 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

man, I've really been enjoying watching the fallout show with my partner, but i am STRUGGLING to not let this bland ass forced romance trope ruin it for me

25.08.2025 23:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nobody in The Legion is straight. Idgaf about their history or what's considered canon. Everyone has to experiment at some point in their lives. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿป

24.08.2025 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I miss my wife (a grown man with loyalty issues and a knife collection)

21.08.2025 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Forgive me if I'm standoffish if you describe yourself as being someone who enjoys debate. 98% of the Debate People I have met are actually "I want to back you into a corner and make you explain why you have the right to live, and then tell you that you're wrong anyway" people.

20.08.2025 16:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is one of my favorite games and I want to see it flourish. A little dev bullying here and there can help lead to that.

But I also don't want to see them become so hopeless that they just give up on it entirely. And from what I'm seeing from the community, I fear that's a possibility.

15.08.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I understand and agree with the outrage surrounding Behaviour right now. Accountability needs to be held for their laziness.

However, overwhelming negativity runs the chances of them cutting their losses and shutting everything down. We need to choose our words carefully moving forward.

15.08.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

y'know, i have to wonder how much people are getting when they charge people $10 for tumblr theme codes, considering no one can really look at blogs anymore and anyone who applies a theme is mostly doing it for themselves, cuz they like to suffer in style despite the lack of usability

12.08.2025 11:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

getting my hopes up sayin we'll play my favorite game and letting me be excited about it all day only to switch up the plans at the last second got me feelin kinda ๐Ÿซ 

07.08.2025 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is actually criminal that Disguise Self/Party isn't more practical in BG3. Tell me right tf now how this haughty twink on his little security camera knows that this merry band of gnomes is actually the tiefling that hates him. There is not even a snowball's chance in hell he should know.

04.08.2025 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

frank morrison i would do anything for you

22.07.2025 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look im just sayin.

If you draw fanart of The Legion and you make Frank

-Ripped
-Blonde
-Conventionally attractive

Im actually stringing you up to the rafters of Ormond upside down and leaving you there

20.07.2025 17:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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