Amethyst Basilisk

you think brassica being half the vegetables you eat is weird, wait until you learn about the forbidden brassica you can't buy from the store

Donkey Kong has fallen from the top of a blue girder structure onto his head. Mario and Pauline celebrate. Pink girders in the middle spell "NO KONGS". The image commemorates the "No Kings" protests on 10/18/2025.

Guys new scamming method on bluesky. Please share this around. Dont fall for this stuff

Block, move on.

Panel 1: Shen is looking down at his hand from a somewhat bottom-up perspective, saying "y'know, I think it's time I learned to draw hands." Panel 2: We focus on Shen's hand from his perspective. It is very simplistic, looking sort of like a water-inflated white rubber glove with 3 fingers and a thumb. Panel 3: The text says "*horrible cracking noise*" as the hand transforms into a realistic 4-fingered hand (albeit still paper white, as that is Shen's skin color). The panel is decorated with a spiral of chaotic, shaky black and yellow lines. Panel 4: Shen is looking down at his hands, which are now both realistic, large 4-fingered hands. He says "Oh HELL yes. Now time to get that YAOI MONEY."

Youtube is full of ads, spotify is full of ads, tumblr is full of ads, pinterest is full of ads. Everything uses ai. Every new update makes the website/app worse. Youtube auto translates almost every video I want to watch. Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me. Check out this new ai feature. Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop. Here's a new update that breaks ur phone. Why are u complaining about ur phone, just get the newest iphone lol. Join my patreon. Join my membership. Pay a monthly membership to get all features. Upgrade your membership to get even more features. Subscribe to netflix. Subscribe to disney. Subscribe to amazon. Subscribe to hulu. This content isn't available in ur country. This content was removed. This website was removed. This feature only exists for apple. U need to a WiFi connection to play this game. This app only exists for apple. U need an account. We need your email to finish creating this account. We need your number to finish creating your account. We need your id to finish creating your account. In order to delete your account please write an email. In order to delete your account you need a laptop. Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen. Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago. Spam call. Spam call. Spam call.

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Remember:

- they DO NOT CARE about your arguments/rebuttals

- they DO NOT CARE about your dunks

- the person running the accounts was specifically hired to drive engagement BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY; it’s the algorithm they’re catering to

This is a game, and to them you are data to be manipulated.

Wikipedia Says AI Is Causing a Dangerous Decline in Human Visitors “With fewer visits to Wikipedia, fewer volunteers may grow and enrich the content, and fewer individual donors may support this work.”

wikipedia's data shows that AI is siphoning traffic away from the site, which is a danger to its sustainability. ironically Wikipedia is more important than ever to users who want reliable information instead of slop, and to AI companies that need it for training data www.404media.co/wikipedia-sa...

I’m sorry to be that guy.

But protest is meaningless without an actual goal.

The goal of this one seems to be DNC fundraising

checking for mites and fleas

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah

Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen

Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah

Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

Gavin Newsom was at Twitchcon lol

Monochrome cartoon drawing of an anthropomorphic coyote feeding an IBM punchcard into the tummy of a flustered Protogen. Behind them, an IBM punchcard reads “POLISHES YOUR SNOUTGLASS”

Art direction by @polarrhoid.bsky.social “Someone using an IBM 20 series to type out a salacious roleplay idea out onto a punch card, then he feeds the card to a protogen and watches him squirm and whine ://3”

A friend texts: "Hey! Want to hag out? Hang out, not hag, lol" Girl texts back: "No, let's actually hag out." Cut to panel of girls dressed as witches around a cauldron.

(Cartoon by cassandracalin.com)

J. D. VANCE: We need to end DEI.

MONKEY’S PAW: (raises one finger)

Cosmos are tasty, fuck the haters

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

GUYS

GUYS THIS IS IS SEISMIC

GUYS I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU

OPUS DEI IS THE SCIENTOLOGY OF CATHOLICISM THEY ARE THE ONLY THING "THE DA VINCI CODE" GOT RIGHT THEY ARE AWFUL AND THEY ARE EVIL AND THEY HAVE ENORMOUS POWER AND THEY ARE INTEGRAL TO TRADFASH CATHOLICISM

Drew Struzan’s movie posters captured the essence of Hollywood magic The artist, who has died at 78, made posters for dozens of movie touchstones, including the Star Wars and Indiana Jones franchises.

Drew Struzan, the artist behind some of the most recognizable movie posters in cinema history — including for the Star Wars, Indiana Jones and Back to the Future franchises — has died at 78.

I got an Office 365 message telling me that an email had been quarantined for being spam, and the email in question was an email from 365 trying to advertise Copilot. lol, lmao.

When you get booted from the IRC channel but ride back in on a netsplit and kickban the ops

Greedy puzzlemaster. Comes with the territory of CIA though.

Kinsley gaffe at the end there, my weasel.

I am so glad I ditched Windows for Debian.

There’s a free application, shutup10++, that lets you disable all the shitty windows stuff with a series of checkboxes.
It even tracks if windows rolls anything back between updates and lets you reverse the changes with a click.
I can personally recommend shutup10++ if you need to stick with windows

@cloacadentata.bsky.social Very relevant post.

Playing Earthbound for the first time ever in 2025 is fascinating, actually. You're just a kid and the world's gone mad. All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst. Everyone talks like a crazy person. Everything's too expensive. Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator.

A digital illustration of a ribbon with a pronounced thickness curling back around on itself in space. On its outward facing areas are very three dimensional sans-serif letters extending off of it. The ribbon is colored in a gradient from a magenta-leaning pink at top to a bright teal at bottom. The faces of the letters are gradated pinks and their depths shift from another teal shade at top, through light greens, to yellow at the bottom. The lettering reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.