Alan Hoffmann

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Connections for August 10, 2025:

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August stats:

Puzzles solved: 10/10
Perfects: 6
Streak: 10 (13)
Uniqueness: 1 in 322

Sam Darnold is a lizard person, but in like a fifth column sort of way.

Full staff embraces the MACCOON

So we sent some shirts to Eastern Michigan

Connections for August 9, 2025:

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August stats:

Puzzles solved: 9/9
Perfects: 5
Streak: 9 (12)
Uniqueness: 1 in 500,000

16th go ahead home runs = clutch as fuck!

matt brash just sent you to the shadow realm in a baseball game Alt: matt brash just sent you to the shadow realm in a baseball game

#Mariners win! Matt Brash with the save!

Cal Raleigh has done it again!

Connections for August 8, 2025:

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August stats:

Puzzles solved: 8/8
Perfects: 5
Streak: 8 (11)
Uniqueness: 1 in 116

Weird Seahawks football is back!

Also, if we blow this lead, I can just say it’s only preseason, who cares.

Raiders fans in the Kingdome were the worst.

That Beauty and the Beast House of Leaves meme has some layers.

I don’t really care if the Seahawks win or not, but I have such a lingering hatred of the Raiders from the AFC West days, that this lead feels good.

Twain’s business decisions have made me angry. I’ve told my wife, “I’m mad at Mark Twain again.”

a mascot is sitting on a set of stairs wearing a wolf state jersey Alt: Champ, the Montana State mascot, reflects on my 1 in 406 uniqueness score today, as 406 is the area code for Montana. Go Cats!

Connections for August 7, 2025:

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August stats:

Puzzles solved: 7/7
Perfects: 5
Streak: 7 (10)
Uniqueness: 1 in 406

Connections for August 6, 2025:

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August stats:

Puzzles solved: 6/6
Perfects: 4
Streak: 6 (9)
Uniqueness: 1 in 541

a drawing of a woman with the words mistborn unofficial on the bottom right Alt: It’s Vin from Mistborn, a series where the number 16 is important.

Connections for August 5, 2025:

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August stats:

Puzzles solved: 5/5
Perfects: 3
Streak: 5 (8)
Uniqueness: 1 in 16

Connections for August 4, 2025:

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August stats:

Puzzles solved: 4/4
Perfects: 2
Streak: 4 (7)
Uniqueness: 1 in 390

Connections for August 3, 2025:

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August stats:

Puzzles solved: 3/3
Perfects: 1
Streak: 3 (6)
Uniqueness: 1 in 6

Connections for August 2, 2025:

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August stats:

Puzzles solved: 2/2
Perfects: 0
Streak: 2 (5)
Uniqueness: 1 in 252

Cal Raleigh being absolutely thrilled that he gets to pour Gatorade over his best friend in the entire world: JP Crawford after Crawford hit a home run to beat the lousy Texas Rangers.

I love this team.

Cal Raleigh’s grin as he carried the Gatorade bucket out….

The vibes, they are immaculate.

JP CRAWFORD!!!!

Whether it's Barack Obama opting for Dijon mustard on his burger or Donald Trump sending an innocent man to be raped in an El Salvador torture prison, both presidents made some questionable decisions.

Into August…

Connections for August 1, 2025:

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August stats:

Puzzles solved: 1/1
Perfects: 0
Streak: 1 (5)
Uniqueness: 1 in 1 million

The Mariners made good moves at the deadline and I literally don’t know what to do. This has never happened before.

July ends with a win…

Connections for July 31, 2025:

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July stats:

Puzzles solved: 27/31
Perfects: 14
Streak: 3
Uniqueness: 1 in 33,333

Connections for July 30, 2025:

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July stats:

Puzzles solved: 26/30
Perfects: 14
Streak: 2
Uniqueness: 1 in 375

Connections for July 29, 2025:

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July stats:

Puzzles solved: 25/29
Perfects: 13
Streak: 1
Uniqueness: 1 in 11