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Professional English teacher. Dad. Coffee addict. Occasional writer. Chaotic reader. Turbulent advocate. He/His/Him

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Fun fact: the Mariners flew south for this game in Toronto.

13.10.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Connections for October 12, 2025:

Connections
Puzzle #854
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟦🟦🟦🟦
πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ

October stats:
Puzzle solved: 10/12
Perfects: 8
Streak: 6
Uniqueness: 1 in 6

13.10.2025 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yea, it’s two games in but…

Those are your First Place Seattle Kraken!

12.10.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The boys are fired up after that win! A lot of emotion in game 2.

12.10.2025 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

YEET! THE! FISH!

12.10.2025 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MCCANN SCORES AND THE KRAKEN WIN!!!!

12.10.2025 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Kraken power play also…looks good?

12.10.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This has been a very physical game from the Kraken.

12.10.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Beers for Beniers!!!!

12.10.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

October 11, 2025:

Connections
Puzzle #853
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟩🟩🟩🟩
πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ
🟨🟨🟨🟨

October stats:

Puzzles solved: 9/11
Perfects: 7
Streak: 5
Uniqueness: 1 in 53

11.10.2025 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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LOL the first few seconds of this are pure chaotic joy and it's perfect.

11.10.2025 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 592    πŸ” 180    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 56

they have mixed a team that we all
love and winning and it is incredible

11.10.2025 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 128    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

The Mariners are undefeated when Humpy wins a salmon race.

11.10.2025 05:42 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man. Humpy really did that shit.

11.10.2025 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1681    πŸ” 106    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 9

Man, the Detroit radio call is sad. Feel for that broadcaster.

Love this for Rizzs though!

11.10.2025 05:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Seattle Mariners
@Mariners
THE MARINERS ARE GOING TO PLAY FOR THE AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP!
#SeizeTheMoment *
SEIZE THE MOMENT.
692
RALE
MARINERS
GA IT DE
SEATTL
20259
ALCS
Bound

Seattle Mariners @Mariners THE MARINERS ARE GOING TO PLAY FOR THE AMERICAN LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP! #SeizeTheMoment * SEIZE THE MOMENT. 692 RALE MARINERS GA IT DE SEATTL 20259 ALCS Bound

CONGRATS YOU JUST PASSED THE ALDS TEST

11.10.2025 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 441    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 4

MARINERS TO THE ALCS!!!!!

11.10.2025 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have wanted to die for the past four and a half hours.

11.10.2025 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ADAM AMIN: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
ADAM AMIN: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
ADAM AMIN: oh god yes
AJ PIERZYNSKI: shoulda bunted

11.10.2025 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1017    πŸ” 319    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 14

One run, please.

11.10.2025 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Really neat that strike one on JP was in the same location as ball three.

11.10.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

October 10, 2025:

Connections
Puzzle #852
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟨🟨🟨🟨
πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ
🟦🟦🟦🟦

Playoff baseball stress puzzling…

October stats:

Puzzles solved: 8/10
Perfects: 6
Streak: 4
Uniqueness: 1 in 33

11.10.2025 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My watch died, so I don’t know what my heart rate is.

I am presuming it is high.

11.10.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just need one…come on Mariners. One run.

11.10.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am going to die…

11.10.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

10.10.2025 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 19482    πŸ” 6077    πŸ’¬ 588    πŸ“Œ 1626

First time the Kraken have won their home opener! Hopefully, the beginning of some good vibes this week!

10.10.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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That’s a #SeaKrakenΒ  win! They take down the Ducks to open 2025-26!

10.10.2025 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

Let’s go KRAKEN!!! Dunner opening his account!

10.10.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

October 9, 2025:

Connections
Puzzle #851
πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩

October stats:

Puzzles solved: 7/9
Perfects: 5
Streak: 3
Uniqueness: 1 in 73

09.10.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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