Sam DeWitt

there was a gun in a school yesterday too, if anyone cares to talk about that for a moment.

"I’ve sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook and by gum it put them on the map!"

Bicycles Deliver the Freedom that Auto Ads Promise.

Maine Beer Co. Founder Dan Kleban Launches US Senate Run

Maine Beer Co. founder Dan Kleban has launched a bid for the U.S. Senate, joining a growing Democratic primary field to challenge longtime Sen. Susan Collins (R) in 2026. 🍺🗳️ www.brewbound.com/news/maine-b...

Tom Bartlett? The moron?

Usermag.co: Progressive Substack writers who disagree with the platform’s handling of Nazi content say that backlash against the company is hurting their bottom line. Many would-be subscribers refuse to support Substacks published by smaller creators because they don’t want any portion of their money going to a platform that they view as too tolerant of Nazis. And while competitors like Beehiiv and Patreon (which I’m on!) have ramped up their product offerings, neither features the internal discovery systems that Substack offers and which many creators rely on to make a living.

the only level of tolerance for nazis should be zero.

You guys remember MadTV?

@kylec.bsky.social gimme an ice cream, good humor man

prioritizing youth mobility is prioritizing adult relaxing Coffee cup image When kids can walk/roll safely and independently to school, you can enjoy some peaceful time to yourself.

A parenting win.

Having 17.76 beers for a country I don’t recognize anymore.

That weird pride when you realize you own the same sport coat @kylec.bsky.social is wearing tonight. Sharp.

If we’re not calling the SGA signature shoe the “Foul Hunter 1s” I don’t know what we’re doing here.

Marley and Me. I did not read the book, and was unprepared for how much I would cry!

The President's disastrous decision to bomb Iran without authorization is a grave violation of the Constitution and Congressional War Powers. He has impulsively risked launching a war that may ensnare us for generations. It is absolutely and clearly grounds for impeachment.

AOC: “It is absolutely and clearly grounds for impeachment.”

Was Malort involved? Sounds like a Malort situation tbh

@darthbluesky.bsky.social my beloved late Missoula Doge. And my daughter Winifred. Patrolling the streets.

Eat, and I cannot stress this enough, the rich.

I sorta do.
what would he say? exactly what you'd expect him to say. Just like when Ted Cruz would say something during the Biden admin or the Obama admin. Blah blah blah, etc.

hey Tucker, that shit on your lip got some shit on its lip

these people aren't civil. asking for civility is absurd.
mike lee is not a civil man.

immediate concussion

All I'm saying is that these guillotines won't operate themselves.

This shirt really has it all.

A poster that says 15 minute cities in blue No big conspiracy just lazy

To all the tired dads out there, I have a city design for you.

An image with Andrew Cuomo’s face in the background. In the foreground, several facts with their sources: -Sexually harassed 11 women and used $30 million of taxpayer money for legal fees -NY Post -Accepted over $1 million campaign contributions from the same people who helped elect Trump -Politico -Vetoed anti-corruption reform -CBS News -Responsible for over 1,000 Covid-19 deaths while lying about it on TV -Stat News -Gave Elon Musk almost $1 billion for a failed project -Politico Nepo-Baby Daddy Please do not rank Andrew Cuomo

The artist Paul Jeffrey made this shareable Andrew Cuomo graphic you might find handy

"hmm. peculiar. looking into it for a patch in six months"

Every elected Republican should be asked if they think the president has the power to send in military in to “liberate” a state or city from its elected government.

i'm starting to see some scoldy posts pointing out that we are laughing about a fire on the deck of our sinking ship and i have to be honest once the ship started sinking i decided i would take the laughs where i found them