Sam DeWitt

"Gonna watch a guy I hate give a long speech"—some of you sickos, apparently

A not bad strategy is to just peter out during one of his rambles until the chamber is half empty. When you talk to the press just be like "I got really bored, he was always stupid but tonight he was super boring. Dementia maybe?" He'd be mad. Of course instead they're just kinda sittin' there.

Cmon blood clot. Just let go.

a blue dumpster is on fire and smoke is coming out of it with a sign on the side that says " no smoking " ALT: a blue dumpster is on fire and smoke is coming out of it with a sign on the side that says " no smoking "

Turn of the SOTU. Save your brain. Here’s the gist:

Letz go even bigger and better,,, ALL Female US Olympians and Paralympian medalists are invited out to celebrate in Viva Las Vegas for the SHE GOT GAME Weekend ,,,

Hit a guy up and LETZ GOOO

Don’t do this. You will die.

It’s either one of the multiple Denver mayors who went to Manual HS in #Denver, #NBA legend Michael Ray Richardson, or the guys from Tag Team. Whoomp! There It Is!

@kylec.bsky.social nice job stirring.

I think this is an overreaction tbh. Lots to figure out yet, but the festival badly needed new life… and that was agreed on by pretty much everyone.
I’m excited for the next era. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

lesliejandersonwriter 16 Std. Just a second, sweetie. Mama just accidentally watched another person murdered by government agents in the street and she needs a minute before she makes your sandwich. carleynmiller 14 Std. • • • Just a minute sweetie, Mama just watched her college boyfriend be murdered on the same app with whom she used to post couple selfies. Alex Pretti was a kind, decent human being who was executed in broad daylight. He was a talented musician and singer, a goofy, loving boyfriend, an intelligent scientist, and he cared deeply about right and wrong.

A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like Renée Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter.

I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.

woke up with My Cherie Amour in my head this morning. It's a better morning because of it.

what a fuckin' schmuck.

I think a lot of us get hope wrong. Hope, I do not believe, is an emotion. In fact, hope makes space for lots of emotions to exist alongside it. You can DO hope scared, angry, sad etc...

Hope doesn't find us. We make hope through action and struggle. It's a practice of living and is re-made daily.

Just stating the obvious.

The light is still green.

should be classified as news, not opinion.

@kylec.bsky.social #heynext “a gift to all of us” wouldn’t, I think, cost $37/ticket for general admission.

It was a pick. Not sure what to tell you honestly.

A lot of us don’t have a fucking X account because we’re not into underage porn. Maybe the #Denver Police could just, I don’t know, tell us what is happening.

I ask this every now and then and I’ve yet to get a good answer.

How long does it take for people to realize they’re on the wrong side of history?

The man is a saint

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

If I could RT this 20 million times it wouldn’t be enough. The consultant industrial complex largely composed of barnacles that hung onto Bill Clinton and Barack Obama is killing the party and America

How are these fits of presidential incontinence never covered as their own news events in NYT? Hours of sick hateful bile from the curdled joyless leader of the Christian nationalists sitting in the ruins of the tinsel trimmed White House he’s demolishing — seems like a story to me.

NOT RECKLESS?!

Yeah sex is great but have you ever had a coach row to yourself on a five hour flight?

Right?!! What the fuck bro?!

Also Kenny knows what we’re watching with Jokic and Charles doesn’t. Depressing.

Curious to see if Charles Barkley eventually just shrinks down to nothing. Looks like he’s wearing his dad’s coat. These glp 1 are legit y’all

The nuggets desire to shoot threes early in the shot clock is making me a lunatic. I’m going to become the joker.