@hellhimbo.bsky.social
breaking news: the thing I’ve been putting off for an embarrassing amount of time took me about 20 minutes to do
27.05.2025 14:06 — 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0i had a thought today “i wonder what sarah is up to” and then saw this lol
23.05.2025 15:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I have 313 confirmed kills on the forklift
13.11.2024 16:19 — 👍 44 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 0i think we’re forgetting too how with our ultramilitarized cops we gotta make sure that when we are gunned down in the street that it’s for something really, really, REALLY important and not just because of canadian tariffs
05.03.2025 17:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0does myspace still exist? what if we all tried myspace again?
05.03.2025 17:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0t-shirt that says "i had a situationship with eliana and all i got was this black metal song"
18.02.2025 21:40 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Stan Placebo harder, got it.
18.02.2025 21:10 — 👍 50 🔁 12 💬 5 📌 0there’s gotta be something real wrong with the general ambiance there seeing as we have an entire slang term for usps worker committing mass murder
18.02.2025 21:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0everyday i learn something new and fascinating about testicular torsion
18.02.2025 21:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the eagles winning rn is the closest thing to resistance we’ve had since trump’s presidency began
10.02.2025 02:54 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0fun fact: thirteen roman emperors were assassinated by the praetorian guard
05.02.2025 03:50 — 👍 404 🔁 70 💬 12 📌 8Yes
05.02.2025 01:40 — 👍 50 🔁 8 💬 3 📌 0stairs only have to be lucky once. mitch mcconnell needs to be lucky every time
05.02.2025 17:59 — 👍 1144 🔁 134 💬 4 📌 5this presidency is overflowing with material political satirists couldn’t have dreamed of
30.01.2025 18:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0 🕯
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🕯 kill him it would be 🕯
🕯 so funny 🕯
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your life can change dramatically in 30 seconds (the $300.28 for tickets in row M in section 248 are now $572.36)
29.01.2025 19:08 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i know everyone finds it annoying when people are like “why aren’t you playing in my city” and they live in fucking nebraska but forreal why the fuck is nine inch nails playing a show in UTAH
29.01.2025 18:53 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0i’ve seen enough manmade horrors beyond my comprehension, i need not add his to my plate
29.01.2025 18:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0the one friend i’ve made in asheville is moving i’mma kms
29.01.2025 18:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0yall are willing listening to nergal today of all days? that would have been my 13th reason
29.01.2025 18:40 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
29.01.2025 00:28 — 👍 61 🔁 12 💬 2 📌 0
good morning found out one of the federal grants involved in this hold up is what pays half my salary
29.01.2025 14:35 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
my fb algorithm is still 87% sure i’m actually a 38 year old gay man
29.01.2025 14:34 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0spending less time on Websites but spending the same amount of time not getting things done. maybe we were never supposed to do that much
26.01.2025 23:14 — 👍 31 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0there sure are a lot of oils
27.01.2025 01:19 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
haven't posted any aki pics in a second, hi ❣️
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