Sayeh Gorjifard

Oh no, this is my circus! Are those my…?…yep…

Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.

CONGRATULATIONS!!

Grow your lab microgreens in old pipette boxes! But as long as we agree to call it Chia Pipette

Let him cook!

No Apple. I don’t want ai.
I don’t want a Touch Bar.
I just want to easily search my files >:|

You’re such a talented artist!
Thank you, it comes from making so much bad art.

Unlimited research opportunities located in an undisclosed region of the Pacific! DM me for opportunities

NIH shmNIH. I’m starting Skull Island Research Institute of Science. Let me tell you, folks, SIRIOS is absolutely tremendous—one of the best science institutes, believe me! They’re doing amazing, groundbreaking work, just incredible stuff. Everyone’s talking about it, folks, it’s THAT good!

My very last sunset from @uwgenome.bsky.social. Time really goes by so fast! 🥲

Like every driver thinks they're an above average driver, every PI thinks they're an above average writer

Shitposting as public pedagogy In response to the growing ubiquity of social media, critical media literacy scholars have increasingly called for the examination of online practices and their embedded pedagogies and curricula. I...

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