K. A. Riley

“Why is he trying to ramp up anti-🇨🇦 sentiment instead of just invading,” you ask?

Because he knows it would be foolish to attack when 70% of his own population opposes it.

Anyhow, please know Canada is not stealing fish. We have plenty off our ENORMOUS COASTLINE. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Pedro pascal on a chair in purple pants

Pedro Pascal in a white shirt and grey pants

Pedro Pascal standing on a bed in a sweater and socks

This me, only way less hot. And my full-length mirror doesn’t love me nearly this much 👀

Trump threatens to annex Canada yet again

Canada—for the love of all things, don’t mess this up. We have a real opportunity to become an economic powerhouse with Carney at the helm. #canadianelection

The premiers and I agree: we must build one strong Canadian economy, not thirteen.

So we will work together to break down internal trade barriers.

#DebatDesChefs

Canadian authors slam Meta for training AI using 'hugely problematic' program that pirates books: 'We're just "the little guys"' “Piracy sites exist because many people are convinced books should be free. The problem is, for many of us, writing is our full-time living.”

Did an interview with yähoo re: LibGen and metä stealing authors’ work: ca.news.yahoo.com/canadian-aut...

Mark Carney’s Liberals to deliver urgent support to protect Canadian retirees in this global crisis | Liberal Party of Canada President Trump’s tariffs are rupturing the global economy. In the face of this crisis, Canadians are concerned about what this instability means for their savings, their jobs, and their businesses. A...

President Trump’s tariffs are rupturing the global economy, and seniors are rightfully worried about their savings.

My government will protect your retirement by reducing the minimum RRIF withdrawal amount by 25% and increasing the GIS by 5%, tax-free — for a year.
liberal.ca/mark-carneys...

The fun thing is that everyone is screwed. It’s “We Are the World” but no one can afford eggs or air and we’re all big mad. Especially Australia 🇦🇺

Are you the stock market, because you’re going down on me all night long while I scream something nonsensical about my uncertain future

Just a girl standing in front of a Pride Minister asking his PR team to turn off FB and IG comments because the bots are feral with their disinformation campaigns #MarkCarney

Ending The Vote Split. One Riding At A Time SmartVoting.ca is a one stop tool voters in Canada can use to see who is the best party to vote for in their riding to prevent a Conservative win.

⚠️ Don’t trust polls. You MUST get out and vote. The ultimate goal remains keeping the CPC from gaining power. Remain vigilant! Check your riding and vote strategically! SmartVoting.ca

#cdnpoli

I’ve realized one reason I like Mark Carney is that he feels extremely…Canadian. There’s no BS manipulation, no pomp or bluster. He’s just a really smart guy who smiles a lot, plays 🏒, and wants to solve a large problem that affects more than just him.

I hope Canada keeps our eyes on the prize. 🇨🇦

Mike Myers and Prime Minister Mike Carney are photographed standing together, leaning on the boards of an ice rink. They are talking to each other and smiling.

Ran into a great Canadian at the rink the other day.

Canadians:

Do not assume the Liberals have this in the bag.

Ask yourselves who you want navigating this country through the next few years, if you’re on the fence. Be critical in your thinking. If you see rumours or inflammatory posts, do your research to see whether they’re true.

Elbows Up. 🇨🇦

The unjustified U.S. tariffs hurt Canadian workers. We’re rightly retaliating — and every dollar from our tariffs will support our workers. (1/2)

Letter from Senator Tom Tillis

In case anyone hasn’t yet seen the letter from Senator Tom Tillis of N. Carolina to a U.S. constituent who expressed concern about the language re: Canada as a 51st state, read this.

This is how they’re talking about our sovereign nation. Mention of “territory.”

NO statehood. 🇨🇦

No one wants it. Anyone who says they do is most welcome to go buy themselves American citizenship.

Unfortunately my nervous system can’t tell the difference between having my country’s sovereignty repeatedly threatened and being held at gunpoint

Sometimes, I wonder what it would take to turn them against him.

Then I remember there were people dying from covid who cried out as they died that they didn’t have covid and it was a hoax.

And I remember that it’s not about making them listen—it’s about DOING something.

SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER LOSE YOUR PEACE Final Dispatch from NATO, Brussels

🇨🇦❤️ open.substack.com/pub/charliea...

Headline saying Missouri is suing Starbucks for not pushing back against DEI

Dear USA: you need to fight back WAY harder. This headline alone is batsh!t crazy.

“Get my firearms license” ad

“Canadians aren’t seriously feeling threatened, are they?”

My brother just texted this to me, the biggest pacifist and firearms loathed in the world, and I’m all for it:

The Canadian weather is currently trying to build a wall and I’m here for it🇨🇦😌

Headline saying Musk wants to replace humans with machines

“But he loves us and wants what’s best! He’s cutting spending and saving us money!” they cry as their jobs melt into sebaceous puddles of goo

Speaking as a dystopian author and a human:

We’re not living in a dystopian novel, my friends. We’re living in the prequel. The flashback era where people storm the Capitol to protest a legitimate election and refuse to storm it to protest an actual coup.

Article headline that doomsday clock sits at 89 seconds to midnight

Good news at last, y’all

I don’t want AI to write books for me. I want AI to tell me how to overthrow fascist regimes without leaving my bed

Meme showing finger choosing between book posts and existential dread

Mood 📚💙

It’s no coincidence that the book I just released takes place in a land where most people can’t afford food and the govt distracts them with public murd3rs of their common “enemy” and the book I’m releasing next takes place in a land where girls and women are traded and treated like pets 🤷🏻‍♀️

Quote from upcoming book by K A Riley “It’s different on Pax’s side of the river. Over there, girls are practically pets. They wear red metal collars around their necks, and they have trainers and Handlers until they turn eighteen. Until then, they’re called “Darlings.” After that, as long as they pass their Socializing Exams, they’re called “Belles,” and they get to live without restrictions. More or less. They’re still prevented from having certain jobs, going certain places, or holding certain positions in society. They still have to answer to men and be alert and afraid pretty much all the time. And they still have to wear those red metal collars. It used to be like that on our side the river, too, but that ended five hundred years ago after the Dragon Wars. According to the old stories, dragons saved us, freed us, and gave us power. That’s why the Crystalbayers killed them all. So the stories say.” Excerpt From REKINDLED K. A. Riley This material may be protected by copyright.

“I hate when authors are political”

Me: Okay, I’ll just write about dragons then 🐉

Dear Americans:

Thinking of you today. ❤️🤍❤️

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