Bee Haskins Lanterman

Sooo intrigued. Sounds amazing!

I need to read this.

Love this. Sounds like exactly what I want to read!

won’t someone please write me a fanfic in these trying times

Fucking Christ I’m gonna be in that Ticketmaster queue again

tim wants me to “write a tweet asking if anyone else’s dog needs an immediate Trazodone after seeing a fly” so

you know who’s NOT disgusted and appalled by my habit of listening to audiobooks at a default speed or 3x? the person waiting in line after me on libby. maybe my fellow audiobook speed demons and I are simply being thoughtful. have you considered that, haters? Hmmm? 🤔

Billy Corgan? More like Bully Corgan.

(Every day Mina Loy isnt on Spotify furthers my suffering.)

Microsoft text-to-speech: *reads my latest chapter back to me at 2.5x so I can envision how it would work as an audiobook*

Me (I haven’t slept in 2 days): That was great. Now, I hate to line read you, but let me just show you where *I* think the emphasis in this sentence should be

“We are not monsters,” the officer told her after she asked if she was safe. “We do what the government tells us.”

Bookmarking this

If you love your library, listen up…

i NEED to stop getting hooked on media with 0 fandom. like what am I supposed to do with a grand total of 4 fanfics from 3 years ago, 2 pieces of fanart, 6 okay-ish edits on TikTok, and a subreddit that receives the same question 9 times per week? these are trying times. i need to be FED.

The idea that prison conditions needed to be harsh to punish crime was always a sick fantasy that eroded our collective rights. Now that due process is *officially* being abandoned, it’s another demonstration that all those supposedly far-left radical ideas were common sense and necessary.

these idiots don’t know how lucky they are that they accidentally added a journalist to their little group chat instead of me. because you know my dumb ass would have had those screenshots as my backdrop on TikTok live within 2 seconds like “drop a galaxy in the chat if you think this is real”

Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid

From the creators of “Hilary’s Emails” comes an all new workplace dramedy of epic proportions.

“Pete’s Groupchat” - available now!

We expected 2,000 people out in GOP-held Greeley, Colorado.

11,000 people showed up.

Something special is happening, folks. Now is the time to organize in every dimension possible and get to work.

if any future children of mine or their dumb friends ever look me up and find something cringe, i want to be clear: that was not me. Whatever you’re giggling about is AI generated and fake. also: don’t google when AI became available to the masses. that answer is ALSO ai generated and fake.

If you let the executive deport people to a foreign gulag just by pronouncing the word “terrorism,” then expect to be called a “terrorist” soon yourself.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:

PRIMARY EVERY DEMOCRAT WHO BOWS TO TRUMP.

The people deserve better and can do better than these cowards.

[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]

CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter

A YES on cloture is a YES for the bill.

Do not let anyone play games with you.

the tesla protest might objectively be among the most successful in history already just in terms of immediate response, if you consider they forced the world’s most powerful person & its most wealthy to fully degrade themselves like used car salesmen on live TV while the whole world watched agog.

Happy Severance Day to all who celebrate.

Dear friend,

Mr. Trump's coronation last week was a disgrace. As I bowed in protest, I thought to myself "What has become of our nation"

Now it's all up to us. Can you spare $5, $10, or even $20 so I can attend the royal feast to continue the fight?

AOC was right.

It's probably the right time for a lot of people to start entering the fray and running establishment Dems out of office.

Democrats have no power to shut down the govt. Even when Republicans control the Presidency, House, Senate and every legislative committee, they still try to blame Democrats for their failures. Pass your budget! (Oh sorry, you can’t figure out how to do that). Pass your CR then!