@clarkmichael.bsky.social
Geordie. Born in Newcastle Upon Tyne. Lives and works in Northumberland. Loves Singing, Music, Comedy, Films and British Popular Culture.
The 2000s was one of the best decades for pop music
13.08.2025 17:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If they had released a βComing Up Part Twoβ around 97/98 then they probably wouldβve been the biggest pop act in the country ..but then that was never their style to make the same album twice
11.08.2025 16:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I've just been offered a dream job: doing exams in the nude while my teeth fall out.
10.08.2025 17:01 β π 365 π 84 π¬ 4 π 2Bill Oddie Biddy Baxter
11.08.2025 14:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Then there was that time someone remixed the song he sung to try and break Daisy May Cooper in βLast One Laughingββ¦
11.08.2025 14:14 β π 12 π 8 π¬ 1 π 0Let's have some chuckles... a clip of Bob Mortimer's names π How does his brain work
11.08.2025 13:26 β π 61 π 19 π¬ 7 π 3Three minutes of pure pop perfection
11.08.2025 00:20 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Plagiarism at its finest
11.08.2025 00:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That time she sacked Michael Sundin for being gay β¦ ooh wait, maybe that was true
10.08.2025 23:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβve been saying for the last twenty years that Mackenzie Crook would be an amazing Doctor
10.08.2025 17:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Show me your getaway vehicle.
10.08.2025 16:51 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1R.I.P. Ray Brooks #RIPchildhood
10.08.2025 15:09 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0And one year later she ditched Suede for Blur
10.08.2025 13:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One of the last great pop records of the 90s along with βSteal My Sunshineβ
09.08.2025 16:42 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They might push Ashby into midfield like they did with Targett yesterday. We desperately need a replacement for Longstaff
09.08.2025 14:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Heβs from Middlesbrough and thatβs the south
08.08.2025 23:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0What about Gazza, Jimmy Nail and Ant & Dec?
08.08.2025 23:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Pure filth π
08.08.2025 23:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think it was for her β25β album which came out about 10 years ago now
08.08.2025 22:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Didnβt she fall out with Damon Albarn when he was brought in to collaborate with her and he suggested she try something a bit different to the safe βmiddle of the roadβ music she was known for doing?
08.08.2025 22:29 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This 50 second clip from the first episode of Police Squad is probably funnier than anything from the new Naked Gun movie
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Same to you. Iβm not there tonight but Iβll be interested to see how the Korean lad does since he is starting. I wouldβve like to have seen the Spanish lad as well over the summer but it looks like he has already gone out on loan
08.08.2025 18:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I would happily take Paqueta to boost the quality in our midfield choices ..but heβs definitely off to Man City
08.08.2025 17:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy Birthday Nigel Mansell
08.08.2025 17:09 β π 9 π 3 π¬ 0 π 1And Gordon just canβt perform as a striker to level he can perform as a winger.
Iβd quite happily be proved wrong if he is played through the middle tonight and scores a hatrick β¦same goes for Harvey Barnes
I give you the stats. We create enough assists for a striker to score 20 plus goals. If you donβt have a recognised striker in the team you donβt score them goals.
Thereβs a massive difference between the type of goals strikers score and the type of goals wingers score
What did Wilson get last season? One cup goal? He looked absolutely finished as a footballer when he was played
08.08.2025 16:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0We got champions league football in the games isak played because we had a recognised striker playing.
Gordon is not an out and out striker so he wouldnβt be able to put those all those chances away.
How many chances did Isak mess up when he was through one on one with the keeper?