Hannah

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No x

Like some sort of savant

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Keeping screenshots of my closest matches like they're swimming certificates

"It has been such a rough year for me with the cancer and everything but this has really cheered me up"

"I have learned with the deepest concern about the arrest of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor and I just think it's so lovely, something to unite the country and give us all a little treat in these trying times"

"Have at him with my full support, he's just some guy"

"King says law must take its course" hahahaha he hates him so much

Pov you're my phone while I read the BBC live blog of Andrew's arrest

I got worse when i tried it again so

Why is it calling me a paedophile

"I found a way to make AI tell you lies"

Is it just "ask AI any question"

Everything of his I've ever read he picks a really weak joke or two to be the sort of central conceits of the piece and just flogs them to death. Like watching a musical where an incredibly annoying song is reprised every 3 minutes, drowning the storyline

Jesus christ I just googled reviews of a restaurant I'm thinking of booking for next week and found Giles Coren's one and it is just fucking unreadable waffle, can you just tell me what you ate and whether it was nice or is that actually beyond you

Ha, I love a "Tilly is grand" aside as much as the next bitch but

Well I suppose i see it more like... pleasing to live in a time where medical intervention means I didnt die, and continue not to have died for 40 years

Yes maybe. Will check with my mum if it waw life threatening in order to answer the query "would i have died immediately upon birth if born in middle ages"

Yes jaundice i don't know how dangerous that actually was to me, sometimes it's just "baby is too yellow for a time, it goes away"

I was also in an incubator would i have died of being "too yellow"

You want me to read SEVEN people's tedious opinions about whether Jacob Elordi is too white?

We don't know anything about the father from this, it's just her babbling about choices she personally made? He's probably shit too tho, if he's alive and not taking any responsibility

While they merrimy blast holes in oir herd immunity for reasons that amount to "tee hee I am scatty"

Right?! The medical establishment is not always right but they were, i cannot stress enough, also right about covid jabs so???

"I was right to be worried" what, but you did nothing about it?!?!?

Yes and the explanation is just "I'm an arrogant, negligent idiot" 45 times

Or people who can't get vaccinated for medical reasons, or people for whom vaccines don't provoke the desired immune response because theyre on immunosuppressants for transplants or auto-immune disease, or having chemo? We shoot for herd immunity for a reason

I think she believes her circle of vegan-loving mums is the same as her.

But also particularly enjoyed "well I also panicked about covid vaccines, pointlessly, which excuses me panicking about these vaccines, pointlessly, somehow".

I get the feeling she's one of those people who fucks up at work and subjects you to a 15 minute babbling explanation of how stressed and scatty she is rn so you go "look don't worry I'll sort it" just to make her stop talking and she takes that as meaning this tactic helps people understand you.