Hannah

Genuinely an absolutely beautifully targeted bit of trolling

I said "it means she's bisexual" but they were very stuck on whether she's claiming to be non-binary, which they appear to believe means "a hermaphrodite" (their phrasing not mine). Very odd. I left shortly after they told me not to go in a "binary" toilet.

I simply cannot mind my own fucking business, I've just got involved when some elderly men were guffawingly asking the bartender what the fuck Nicola Sturgeon means by "her sexuality isn't binary"

I certainly wasn't but I'm prepared to accept he could be talking about himself and his Baby

I'm not saying you should I'm just saying it's a factually incorrect statement

My feeling is that Bruce Springsteen was wrong and you *can* start a fire sitting around crying over a broken heart, like you could knock a candle over into the curtains, or you could do it on purpose because you're upset about your broken heart

Well yes preventable in that there was absolutely no need to go on this dive at all

Could have sorted that before you went to sleep

I don't think it is. i thinks outsourcing communication, the bedrock of human relationships, to a programme collating phrases from elsewhere is dystopian shit tbh. Also "I find this universally needed skill difficult so I will opt out of ever practising it" also seems... Unwise.

Seems fucken rude

Katy Perry 'saddened' by blackface claims about her shoe range The singer has removed two shoes from her range after complaints were made online about racism.

Must link you to this and please ensure you scroll down to see the shoes in question
www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbea...

"Indespensible insights on the Home of Bukkake"

Oh NO

Still do your hip exercises

I knew it

Selfridge's window giving "this is for @showerabsolute.bsky.social specifically" here

🎵 I can't believe Jesus called me a dick

Yyyyyyeah

The deer aren't twll

Unfortunately I've just realised I need to re-read this because a guy from my life is an archetype from it

Theatres are actually a rubbish place to canoodle with your side piece you will get thrown out for snogging

"Europe's antisemitism Führer concurs"

If a friend is going through something awful and you don’t know what to say, even a stilted/awkward attempt to be present and available for them is better than silence. Do not go quiet on them out of fear.

Oh congrats

Why do u look so evil

Comic strip by Stephen Collins, it begins with a nighttime city scene. In the next few panels, a mysterious figure, giant in the moonlight, walks towards us through the skyline. His feet echo "boom, boom" in the empty night. A large title panel declares this character's name: THE TW*T COLLECTOR. He stands, giant, unseen in the empty city night, wearing a big pointy hat on his head, and a sort of long smock. He is carrying a large sack in his hand. Slowly, he raises his arm, his arm extends, freakishly long, longer still, through the open window of a tower block. It reaches inside someone's home, and slowly withdraws, now clutching a protesting, terrified man. The man's wife comes to the window to watch his departure. slowly, the giant raises the little man and inspectes him in his hand. After a pause, the man says "b-but I'm not a tw*t!" There is another pause, after which his wife, calmly from off screen, says "you are a tw*t, dear". The Tw*t Collector summarily throws the man in his bag, which we now see is full of screaming people and is labelled TW*TS, then stomps off into the distance, through the moonlit city.

Sometimes, I long for him

Yeah it's essentially going "I want to be seen as someone who SPEAKS UP" and like ok I guess you can be that person in jail

Paul

Some of you have disappointed me today but others I was expecting to be terrible

I don't even know what this is in reference to I have completely tapped out