Vampirical Critter 🏴‍☠️

The market for NoFap was too saturated, so naturally someone created SomeFap

That’s how they make health science now:
The cure for cancer is ____
Burgers
Ivermectin
Immigrant blood
Fake tan

Modafinil be like

"宇宙中没有EOF"
Okay I liked this one from Qwen tho

“We hyperbigbangize epochs”
And people say AI can’t produce new scientific findings smh

I feel like referring to ivermectin as “horse paste” is a similar kind of partisan epistemology

I can tolerate people defending copyright, but not if they compare piracy to stealing, there's having opinions and there's being deliberately obtuse

Also damn, social media bubbles are actual bubbles

Why are all the accounts close to me users i’ve never seen before in my life? 🤔

Pascal’s wager’s wager

It gives none difference between English and German, they are in the ground taken the same language.

I have a buncha domains too lol, it’s like an addiction

smart-casual tv

Wonder if that’s how a package I ordered recently got sent to a completely different address than what I requested…

I just couldn’t resist lol

Experts at dealing in children

You think Starlink is affecting astronomy now, just wait until there’s Grok satellites so hot they’re literally glowing

clearly not

I’m alone and I’m dying.

To put this into perspective, 0.00001% of the US population is *34* people. You could fit them into a schoolbus.

What about Eckert IV, for those of us who still want to be woke but in a less uninformed way?

Spices: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the HMS Enterprise. Its continuing mission: to colonise strange new worlds, to seek out new trade and new commercial opportunities, to boldly go where no white man has gone before.

The Dilberito was real?? I thought it was a joke omfg 😂

a man wearing glasses and a leather jacket is standing in front of a lamp and a microphone . Alt: Life… uhh… finds a way

Missed opportunity to hire Jeff Goldblum to play a Federation scientist explaining what happened

I only just got the new icon lol, still had the xmas one this morning

"Wolfgang von Eppstein"
I think your HRE might be a Republican senator 😨

I'm calling it, the job market and housing crisis killed the dinosaurs

Sadly most nutrition advice still glosses over the importance of dodging assassination attempts

Not even actual drugs survive comprehensive regulation, considering how many that are approved around the world including in Europe are not available in the US.
Examples just off the top of my head are domperidone, cyproterone acetate and moclobemide.