Bryan

I want those plates. Give me those fuckin’ plates!

The New York Mets

attn: @sirshaunconnolly.bsky.social

A new iPhone, huh? How about you U get a Phone and dial up for Fucking Life 🤣

Two brilliant sweeties

70k dirtbags in attendance

This rocks, and I don’t mean Mr Grimm

I didn’t know John Travolta was going to be in this one!

this is also why they love to litigate protests that are about things they theoretically agree with. because if a protest is illegitimate it means they don't have to stay up at night wondering why they're not willing to do it

Do they have tornadoes in the UK? I bet we find out they call them like Twirly Ups, or Spinny Winders or something fucked up like that.

Do I turn out okay

Craving as a portmanteau of craven+raving would be good if he meant it

Forget Barbenheimer, forget Dunesday. This weekend is Friendship: Impossible #imax

NOOOOOOO-rm!

Daaaa Pope

thoughts on the new tron:

1. the main unequivocally good thing here is the soundtrack by nine inch nails

2. the computer shit coming to the real world is like the most obvious step forward in this franchise but i hope they don't fuck it up, which seems very possible tbh

3. fuck jared leto

The Griffin List A list of 60,273 North Carolina voters – these are registered voters who showed ID to early vote in the November 2024 election – whose votes Jefferson Griffin wants to not be counted. ...

If you voted for Allison Riggs in the 2024 NC election check here to see if your ballot is being challenged. If so, then you have 15 business days from whenever they mail the notices to cure your ballot, but best to check now & cure yours as soon as possible, even if this ruling might get overturned

She is the only person to have ever pronounced Worcester correctly on film. But that is of course because she is from England

CT is the goat

We are very close to a near cure for two of the highest-mortality cancers we know: glioblastoma and pancreatic cancer. These are both mRNA based treatments which are losing their funding during stage I and II trials. Thousands will die needlessly because of this motherfucker and his lies.

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

This is such an opportunity for organizing if someone gets out there.

@schumer.senate.gov is this so hard you dolt?

it doesn't matter if the CR was bad or anywhere near good; as long as lawlessnes reigns supreme in Washington you don't vote for a single GOP bill or a single GOP nominee, why is this so fuckin' hard to understand

@schumer.senate.gov you dumb dickhead

Mark Evan Jackson milkin’ his lines

Duane Puryear holding the AIDS quilt panel he completed before his death. It reads "MY NAME IS DUANE KEARNS PURYEAR. I WAS BORN ON DECEMBER 20, 1964. I WAS DIAGONISED WITH AIDS ON SEPTEMBER 7, 1987 AT 4:45 PM. I WAS 22 YEARS OLD. SOMETIMES, IT MAKES ME VERY SAD. I MADE THIS PANEL MYSELF. IF YOU ARE READING IT. I AM DEAD..."

Every time some elected democrat sucks off Reagan, I think about Duane.

Third Way thinktank’s brain plan for winning over working class trust:

- Do not let them get paid more money, or have debts forgiven, or get single payer healthcare

- Keep stopping all the wildly popular Bernie Sanders economic stuff

- Crack open a beer under an eagle and be transphobic at them

Part of me is so despondent they didn’t stick with making him Dr Carter still

Eat my shorts Rain