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Who. Asked. For. This?!

... TI? You mean Clifford?!

YouTube video by dylan Why you look 50 and you're 24 (Full Scene HD)

This video and the "why do you like 50 and you're 24" video take me out like I've never seen them before every time.

Link, for the folks who maybe haven't seen this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph8Z...

The vibes must have been ELITE

Go on that second date!

Well damn, you learn something new every day

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Cook? But...

Husky? They talmbout ALASKAN Huskies not being built for... cold?

People really just get out here and do whatever the fuck. What a life.

Whatever they use to give it the cinnamon flavor should be illegal. I can't STAND that shit anymore.

I drank a can of Steel Reserve once and didn't even get a buzz. I just immediately got a hangover. Headache, nauseous, couldn't even go out with the fellas.

I'll drink damn near anything this side of Everclear over Steel Reserve.

I need SUBS IN THE TRUNK for this

The horns in Luchini can fix you if you just play them loud enough.

I know it.

I laughed, I cried, I argued vehemently (in my head). I was captivated.

10/10, would read your next unhinged diatribe.

You almost certainly don't know where this is going.

What --

and I cannot emphasize this enough --

the FUCK

Before reading it, I thought somebody yelled f*gg*t at ICE. And I'm like "yeah don't do that, but this is a lot of clutched pearls when we're talking about tear gassing babies and executing mothers, no?"

Then I saw that he meant fuck. BOI IF YOU DON'T GET THE FUCK ON

Yup. It's the thing everybody learned from Uber and all those tech start-ups. Get into the market, use unsustainable pricing while burning through investor money. Once you're big enough, get that pricing up.

Guess that doesn't work for salad?

The most hardcore nerds are the most impacted, and they're used to ignoring us.

But also, for a casual user... won't be a difference. "I don't have to pay all this money for a computer? Just $20 a month and I can play anything (many restrictions may apply)? Sign me up!"

Life as a service is here.

I don't even understand how!

Speak truth to power!

AMVs are back!!!

This is the best spelling of that word I've ever seen and I'm going to be stealing it TYSM

Tomlin to the Eagles, maybe? Seems like he's done everything he can do in Pittsburgh. I don't see him coaching a tank and they don't have enough top line talent to compete.

Sometimes it's just time.

Lames: Meemaw and Pop-Pop never--

Shut up. Meemaw couldn't have a bank account or a home in her own name. Also, her and "Aunt" Sharon been roommates for 30 years since Pop-Pop had that "accidental discharge" that the sheriff didn't look into.

Generational loserdom. Go buy some face wash.

Nothing will confuse me about Obama more than his inability to recognize that him being elected meant we were never going back to "regular" politics.

He really underestimated white people, writ large.

We can’t say we don’t care about the awards and constantly talk about snubs. You can’t be snubbed by what’s beneath you.

Nothing more on-brand for a racist white than having an immigrant wife because they're "submissive" the way they think white women are supposed to be.

Never met a submissive Filipina myself, but that's neither here nor there.

Phones at 100% brightness, people scrolling TikTok with the speakers up...

I'm not saying we're cooked. But the chef's knife is sharpened and he's putting on that white hat.

Seems like COVID really just broke the social contract irrevocably. People found out the government would back them in not giving a fuck about other people and took it to every other aspect of their lives.

This is not sarcasm: do you actually not understand the optics of combining that headline with that picture?

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TOSSED THE WHOLE ACCOUNT

Take your L like a man, you bum!