doctor fart nights, private eye

absolutely fucking not

a lot of people saying tom cruise but the thing is that you *know* he would bring this really weird vibe of reverence for the franchise and it would be bizarre in the best kind of way

fucked up thing to do to get verified

gave this a lot of thought and i'm pretty sure the correct answer is aaron eckhart

new on cinema oscar special lookin' great

elon plane tracker but its orders from goldbelly

every time these accounts post AI slop its always "WHO MADE THIS? 😂😂😂"

how crazy would it be if the CIA was up to some shady shit ha ha boy that would be unprecedented

its gonna be so funny when the whistleblower complaint ends up being something like a bunch of stationed troops at the nuke silos are doing something called "the warhead selfie challenge"

mitch "measles" mcconnell

i liked that i did not have to translate the rest after figuring out the first letter

new ballroom just dropped

tom wouldn't do this

why

even when a chud attacks a congresswoman you still use passive language fucking amazing reporting

"confronted" is a weird verb to use here

covid was the practice run for class consciousness and folks we love to see it

makes you think

remember all those BLM activists who "committed suicide" almost all at the same time or that guy who shot a proud boy in portland who got executed by feds in the parking lot of an apartment complex one state over?

whats the artists name

yeah let me just head on over to the social media network based out of dubai lmao

regulations are written in blood but hear me out what if we let the suicide machine write the regulations

quick someone start filming their exercise video in front of the white house

yeah they've been deploying those goons when they wanna terrorize crowds

at some point one of these pigs are going to be completely tweaked out of their mind and will forget they aren't holding a less than lethal and boy it's gonna be bad

i feel like that delayed NBA game is gonna have a fucking rowdy audience tomorrow

i will run for office entirely on the platform that i will pass legislation that requires randy fine to hand over all of his hard drives

the time machine

anyone re-litigating the 2024 election at this point is, at the very minimum, a massive fucking loser.