Devin 👸🏾

DON’T PUT YOUR LIFE IN THESE WEIRD NIGGAS HANDS, BABY!!!!!!!!

You gotta come up with a new screen name

And yes, I’m childish and my my kid’s initials IRS 😂

Me: “That was MY Grandpa first”

I.R.S: “Well, he’s my Grandpa NOW”

😒

I hope the rain washes my car good tonight

I know the lore. This is a hypoghettical.

I’m sure he’ll try anything once, including coochie lol

Right but dating, sex, and love aren’t mutually exclusive. The way he abandoned the family he came from makes me fully believe there a few mini wizards running around that looks very Dumbledorey he actively avoided for a few decades lol

I can see this! He had way too much going on his whole life lol

Gay men have babies all the time? 😂😂

How many baby mamas yall think Dumbledore had?

Ya’ll Virginia right there.

My irregular period every 30-40 days since I don’t have cramps any more:

🙄

I don’t know shit about rap music, I don’t know what any of our slang words mean, I don’t know how weaves are installed or how to cook. Don’t ask me anything that has to do with us. It’s not your business.

It’s so easy lol it’s definitely in the app store

I felt so dumb when I finally figure it out lmaoooo shit is mad easy 😂😂

Imma nerd nigga 😂😂

There is lmao the numbers represent the amount of bombs directly surrounding that number.

I know how to play. I have it downloaded on my phone sksksk

Everytime they try to start a conversation about our shit with me I just act like I don’t know what they’re talking about. As far as they know I don’t know shit about fuck. Go away from me with this, Apollo.

There’s 0 breaks when it comes to this mom shit, especially if your little one is nerospicy. I been stalking this private school all WEEK and if I don’t hear from them by tomorrow I will be pullin up bright and early Monday morning.

Makes the whole club swoon 😍🥰

a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white shirt and says yes . ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a white shirt and says yes .

My grandpa just rescheduled our dinner plans

a young man in a black shirt is giving a thumbs up in a bar . ALT: a young man in a black shirt is giving a thumbs up in a bar .

Shout out to me for gettin my ass up this morning and out the door. I only have to be bored until 2:30/2:45 today

Tryna push mine into the circle and tether her there lmao

I would but my schedule is already packed smh

She is lol its annoying

Homegirl don’t play about her accessories 🙄