Devin 👸🏾

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Sprinkle some forehead kisses and I’ll be good for 3 months at least.

And just like that my meat wallet is open for business.

Tell that middle man I said “Wassup”

One of my favorite things to do with my time is, mind my business 🙂‍↕️.

We was wylin 😂😂

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Same 😩

The schnauzer, DDG, or the Rolls Royce.

And what was that, exactly?

She did so good. I can’t believe how big she’s getting 🥹😭😭

Gaaaahhhhh DAYUM

That I am good enough just as I am. I am worthy of love and good things

My baby got her first trim yesterday 🥹

😂😂😂

I’m not mean but I intimidate people who aren’t comfortable with confrontation. I just don’t believe in leaving emotions ambiguous . Let’s get to the root of the issue so we can avoid this in the future.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Bless you ❤️

I bet the stitching on that bitch is magnificent.

And then there’s me, the carpool baddie

They shoulda made his ass spenddanight in there since he wanna play 😂

Like, shampoo bottle long, not ‘mote control

I need a set of keys to my sister’s crib so I can take comfortable naps during my lunch break.

STAN?!

They just canceled my card because I never use it lol

Today? Marc Jacobs Daisy Dream

“But Rosie”, BITCH ROSIE IS A FUCKING BABY!

Unfortunately lmao

Have you seen the show?! He was the antichrist. The whining alone is UNBEARABLE

My daughter FINALLY grew out of it either right before or right after turning 5 and I have never felt such relief. Granted she was a little late to the party and didn’t really discover it until she was 3 but it was a LONG 2 years 🫩