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Data over opinion (including mine) College sports metrics Design, UX, human/visual interaction Father. Hot sauce chemist. Games of all kinds & their theory and design.

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a man with glasses and the words " i may have gone too far in a few places " Alt: A gif of George Lucas saying he may have gone too far in a few places

Yes. Every time I scroll into something I don't want I realize I've accidentally ended up on discover again

23.02.2026 09:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Put em together and you've got the gunboaters

23.02.2026 04:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I played Blue on launch as a teen. Then I didn't pick up another until Sword/Shield. Any point in the timeline seems fine to jump in!

Caveat: I've played Pokemon GO the entire run of its existence. I love that by far the most.

23.02.2026 03:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man is sitting in a car with a gun on the windshield ALT: a man is sitting in a car with a gun on the windshield

Posting to that place with a 1000 yard stare

23.02.2026 02:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The back and forth, all I can see now is

Top Guntouchables

23.02.2026 02:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh wow inflation came for the 10 for 10

23.02.2026 02:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What I do remember: the basement was the most horrifying bathroom in NYC. An inch of standing liquid that was definitely not mostly water.

23.02.2026 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

10 for $10. Did this several times before shows at Webster Hall.

23.02.2026 02:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Taco Bell in Clifton by the UC campus (torn down).

The Burger King on Van Ness in San Francisco.

Don't even want to tell y'all what I saw because no one else needs to share my nightmares.

23.02.2026 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't think I ever went to the Taco Bell by Penn Station without there being a body wheeled out (3x, why I went back after #2 I cannot say)

23.02.2026 02:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Genuinely curious: has any DoJ in American History ever had a lower conviction rate?

22.02.2026 22:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only time I've ever rooted against Toews, forever my favorite sweater.

Phew.

22.02.2026 16:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A bummer because full strength overtime hockey is the best overtime / additional time in the whole wide world of sport

22.02.2026 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(This was the old Big East of 16 teams)

22.02.2026 06:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I lived in NYC I loved the opening rounds of the Big East tournament. Super cheap tickets for a double header, teams playing their hardest in a winner takes all format.

And a few dozen people shared in the glory! $20 for first row at the garden, how could you not.

Wish I could go.

22.02.2026 06:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The destruction of informational institutions is the point.

An uninformed population is much easier to control and much less likely to challenge those holding wealth and power.

22.02.2026 06:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've thought this dude should be the top NBA pick all season. Today:

This + Petersen getting his team cooked by a .500 team at home by the most points since 1973 might swing a few opinions.

DNP can mean Did Not Play, but also Does Not Pass

22.02.2026 06:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It looks like a brutalist carrot with the little maple leaf as a green top

22.02.2026 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I like this so much more than the maxxinista campaigns coming from a creative department I once worked in

21.02.2026 07:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gonna have to redo the AP logo so the wordmark reads Automated Post

20.02.2026 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The "Whoops" instead of "Whoomp!", masterpiece

20.02.2026 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is fun! dialed.gg?c=WCKH3M

19.02.2026 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The player stat page for Godslove Nwabude - website credit to KenPom.com

The player stat page for Godslove Nwabude - website credit to KenPom.com

Transfer portal jockeying in February?! (Honestly a good get)

19.02.2026 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Walton now bought by the Waltons rings irreversibly different

18.02.2026 05:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Discount Matt Damon may he forever remain untouched

18.02.2026 05:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kartheiser nailed the character. That guy was definitive for so many ad agency lower ranks. For decades.

18.02.2026 04:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel this sentiment so hard for how I never wanted to leave 2011 Copenhagen

18.02.2026 04:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Working in ads I always appreciated his name because everyone knew a soup-brained account guy

18.02.2026 04:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice one over the Hoiberg Polloiberg (derogatory Bulls fan coded).

18.02.2026 04:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If only so many douche were this disposable

18.02.2026 04:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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