ObjectivelyDrew

*visits Shinjuku* it can still be this way! 😭

One day after Oregon/Indiana had Cherry Poppin Daddies. Producers are having a great time this weekend

Lifericus, patron of born-and-raised fans, enemy of transplants

One of these television personalities needs to hit back with "Any journalist worth their credentials knows and documents that you lie openly and constantly to the American public."

Toothless politicians never seem to be willing to lose the LE vote.

State Congress could writ into law a full loss of an officer's pension for any needless brutal offense. It'd take someone willing to use their power to help people over just trying to keep their seat.

Humanity doesn't even need a robot uprising to die out, it's going to forget how to communicate entirely by constantly referencing the lowest common denominator

And their reward as #3 was a mostly-road game against lower-ranked but OP Tim Tebow's Florida in the Sugar Bowl, just straight disrespect from the bowl comm.

UC and UF both had better performance metrics than #2 popularity vote-getter Texas, who played a weaker slate.

Asking myself: what free agent is most like Dexter Fowler? (for the actual serious, not-too-early playoff run next year)

I wish it had the hand-drawn appeal of an Earthworm Jim, but the free font fajita (2005 apparently) feels right at home at a Del Taco or Taco John's

Three quarters of an apple pie made with orchard fresh apples, a perfect blend of delectable spices, and a bit of lemon curd. Imperfect in appearance because everyone knows the best tasting pies are never the best looking.

The Cubs may be out, but everyone else went home / to bed and while cleaning I just realized a pie I made earlier was still in my oven.

Happy to crown myself the one true winner of the NLDS 🍽️

#MLB

Well'p. Brewers have this in the bag.

(Obviously OSU can still pull)

His recruiting ground at Cincinnati was like, 80% dudes from within an hour of Cincinnati. It was his whole entire deal, making it all about the city.

Cincinnati folk have the kind of pride where they're not gonna follow him to Wisconsin. Bama or LSU, sure, but not another Midwestern city.

Maryland was top 10 in performance against schedule before the two losses! They're quite competitive. Wisconsin coming into today was #90.

Harsh ...Jotnett

Finally, a bed that is the correct size

Kent State's per play efficiency is actually pretty good amongst the 1-win teams!

UMass is going to have a hard time being anywhere but 136th after this.

Cementing their last place, #136 ranking for sure.

More of a BLONK, if you ask me.

#36 Pitt holds off #44 Florida State

(Performance Against Strength of Schedule rankings)

This was #36 Pitt vs #44 FSU by the Performance Against SoS rankings, congrats on denying the upset

Reflective of dominoes of industry: X-boy getting offended by not being invited to the EV summit and going full magoo-premacist, then suddenly many other silicon valley guys—normally reserved—decide their time to abandon all consumer interests is also now, why not

Uh, we meant 'Alternate League Classic Series'. Totally intentional.

Flipped back over to Rutgers and Washington just in time to see a Scarlet Knight 48yd wheel route TD and the RB shush the home crowd

Sorry Mariners and Tigers fan but this game is crack for neutrals

The most reliable thing about DHS is their inability to tell the truth.

#60 Rutgers takes the lead over #24 Washington. Will Huskies defend home turf and answer quickly?

I like how they're having Thune talk because Johnson is too much of a twerp for anyone to take seriously

Oklahoma is #3 in performance against schedule and #10 in scoring tempo, while Texas is #40 and #33, respectively.

Longhorns fans will be hoping Mateer is limited to have a better shot at the upset.

The irony of living in Chicago is that almost all of the ones invading are nowhere near fit