Ben Markowitz

Four schools tied for the fewest interceptions in the 2024 season.

JMU, Marshall, Vandy, and Army all threw only 4 picks each.

Fun Related Fact: Guess who beat UMass in their last game as a member of the FCS in 2011.

UMass moved from FCS to FBS in 2012. They've played 148 FBS games. They've won 26.

JMU moved up in 2022. They've played 37 FBS games. They've won 28.

I have a theory that bands I'm interesting in seeing have access to my calendar and scheduled their tours so I can't see them.

“There's a really strong and growing subculture of people, especially in my generation—Gen Z—who grew up listening to stories of Steve Jobs and Bill Gates, entrepreneurs who dedicated their lives to building life-changing companies,” says the guy making software for plumbing contractors.

I used to listen to girl talk so much that now when I hear the original songs I keep expecting the girl talk mashup in my head.

Kind of like those old music compilation TV commercials.

Let he among us who has not sent a card to a known pedophile with a drawing of a naked woman and signed their name as the pubes cast the first stone.

People will buy a totally second dumb phone instead of just deleting the cigarette apps from their main phone.

AND maybe the best version of the song itself - I prefer this version to the album version.

Love when you get on a kick posting about a show. I’m watching Parks and Rec with my son (his first time through) and am frequently reminded of some of your P&R posts.

@jmusportsnews.bsky.social

Also considering Delvin Joyce

Love Charles Haley but I vote Gary Clark for JMU - until Ben DiNucci officially retires, of course.

(When ChatGPT writes all the code and I just paste it in)

“Man hailed as hero after steering runaway bus back onto road (he was also the bus driver).”

Happy spring everyone. 🥶

#GoDukes

I can't stop crying. it's so beautiful. #ThiccSix forever

I’m donating my first “real” 3D printer to my kids’ middle school. I built this thing from a kit - so much of this experience/aesthetic reminds me of what the first early PCs must have been like.

They're going to have to change their name like Beaver College

(three paragraphs about why I love this school)

"All that said I'm entering the portal."

This was mostly a joke.

I have to climb a giant hill to get in and out of my neighborhood though, only way!

This was mostly a joke.

I have to climb a giant hill to get in and out of my neighborhood though, only way!

I think Bill Nye didn't live somewhere with hills.

AI

“Hey siri text Carrie and ask her if she can park in the driveway when she gets home” 🤦‍♂️

I’m ordering a silver one so I can see if I like that better. And a spare black. I need this forever…never getting rid of this M1 MBA.