@realnicepants.bsky.social
Mostly here for the wienergazing.
I woke up thinking of summer on this 20 degree #tummytuesday
27.01.2026 13:17 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah I’m into BDSM, FF & DP — Big Deli Sandwich Meals with French Fries & a Dr Pepper!! 😂😂 the United States government is the world’s largest terrorist organization
22.01.2026 22:15 — 👍 289 🔁 49 💬 0 📌 2I can’t claim to be an expert on the motivations of ghosts, but when I consider my possible future existence as one, I feel pretty confident that this would not make me want to be somewhere else.
22.01.2026 03:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’re playing checkers and I’m playing with your balls
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Sorry to hear your esophagus is out of commission. Will that qualify you for unemployment benefits?
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Furry fat guy, tits out, grey all over.
09.01.2026 19:02 — 👍 33 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Having a spank bank that resides entirely in the unmodified pages of the JC Penney catalog
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06.01.2026 21:56 — 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Fat man lounges on a couch, daydreaming about fat men on couches
06.01.2026 13:17 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Inquisitive head tilt / Enthusiastic nod.
06.01.2026 02:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Gratuititties.
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