This would make a great album cover.
15.02.2026 15:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@prosybris.bsky.social
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This would make a great album cover.
15.02.2026 15:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Looks like someone got lucky last night. (Picture of a praying mantis body with no head)
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"It blamed the Olympic organizers, saying they had not been particularly generous with the numbers. In Paris the athletes received 300,000 condoms β two per day eachβ but the numbers for these Winter Games were significantly lower: not even 10,000,"
3 days? A new world record?
"One does not simply waka waka into Mordor." (Fozzie Bear in LOTR)
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The Benito effect... activity on Bluesky spiked 70% during the Super Bowl π
09.02.2026 22:57 β π 10494 π 894 π¬ 166 π 113Just like I said
10.02.2026 01:57 β π 189 π 20 π¬ 2 π 2Needless to say, this erotic dice game isn't going the way I thought it would. Dice 1: "Rub My" Dice 2: "Face" Dice 3: "On the Floor"
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Monty Python's rabbit of caerbannog scene as knights flee from the deadly rabbit
Republicans getting destroyed by a bunny at halftime
09.02.2026 08:57 β π 1116 π 273 π¬ 12 π 9Cadillac F1 Team
And there is the reveal for the Cadillac F1 Team.
09.02.2026 02:38 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Winning games by only kicking field goals is our thing, isn't it?
09.02.2026 02:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yup. The Xfinity/Jurassic Park commercial was great.
09.02.2026 02:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was told there would be a rabbit
09.02.2026 01:24 β π 19 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Ok, the Bud Light rolling keg commercial was the first one I laughed at so far.
09.02.2026 01:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thanks to the lack of scoring and penalties, the last 5 minutes of the first half took about as long in real time as the first 25 minutes of the game.
09.02.2026 01:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Burger
This is real? I assumed it was AI.
08.02.2026 23:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 010:30PM ET I believe.
08.02.2026 23:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Green Day never disappoints.
08.02.2026 23:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0But he'll still claim that he got a lot more signatures.
08.02.2026 20:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Kirk: "You were right, Mr. Spock. Tribbles are pretty tasty once you skin 'em and fry 'em up!" (Shatner and Nimoy eating while on a break during Star Trek filming)
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The GOP is so fucked up right now. Either they know how elections work, or they don't.
If they know, then they are lying pussies who are just capitulating to placate a convicted felon in the white house.
If they don't know, then they are incompetent idiots.
Either scenario is disgraceful.
My dog just got a haircut and now it looks like he gave up drinking and got his life together.
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02.02.2026 11:37 β π 230 π 27 π¬ 3 π 0Maybe Florida should look for someone more qualified to be their surgeon general. I may have an idea...
01.02.2026 20:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0BREAKING: City deploys dragons for snow removal after 40-foot blizzard!
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"While the US doubles down on 20th century fossil fuels, China is betting on an electric 21st century. It is emerging as the first electrostate, dominating production and export of solar, wind, batteries and EVs."
#RenewableEnergy
When you hit that crack in the sidewalk while shoveling. (Picture of a person tripping forward over a snow shovel)
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In a functional society, the safeguard against this type of abuse would be the unions and government regulation, protecting the rights of the citizenry. In this age of crony capitalism, with the abuser-in-chief in charge, there is no such safeguard. They give 0 fucks about you.
29.01.2026 18:17 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0