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Unimportant Unremarkable Unlikeable It's ok. I don't like me either. (Steelers fan, Formula 1 fan, all-around geek)

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This would make a great album cover.

15.02.2026 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Looks like someone got lucky last night.
(Picture of a praying mantis body with no head)

Looks like someone got lucky last night. (Picture of a praying mantis body with no head)

πŸͺ²
#justforlaughs #funny #meme

14.02.2026 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Love in a cold climate: Winter Olympic village runs out of condoms after three days Free condoms for competitors at the Winter Olympics have run out within a record-breaking three days

"It blamed the Olympic organizers, saying they had not been particularly generous with the numbers. In Paris the athletes received 300,000 condoms β€” two per day eachβ€” but the numbers for these Winter Games were significantly lower: not even 10,000,"

3 days? A new world record?

13.02.2026 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
"One does not simply waka waka into Mordor."
(Fozzie Bear in LOTR)

"One does not simply waka waka into Mordor." (Fozzie Bear in LOTR)

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#justforlaughs #funny #meme #LOTR

11.02.2026 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Benito effect... activity on Bluesky spiked 70% during the Super Bowl πŸ‘€

09.02.2026 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 10494    πŸ” 894    πŸ’¬ 166    πŸ“Œ 113
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Just like I said

10.02.2026 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 189    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
Needless to say, this erotic dice game isn't going the way I thought it would.
Dice 1: "Rub My"
Dice 2: "Face"
Dice 3: "On the Floor"

Needless to say, this erotic dice game isn't going the way I thought it would. Dice 1: "Rub My" Dice 2: "Face" Dice 3: "On the Floor"

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#justforlaughs #funny #meme

09.02.2026 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Monty Python's rabbit of caerbannog scene as knights flee from the deadly rabbit

Monty Python's rabbit of caerbannog scene as knights flee from the deadly rabbit

Republicans getting destroyed by a bunny at halftime

09.02.2026 08:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1116    πŸ” 273    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 9
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a man is standing in front of a fire and says game over man game over Alt: a man is standing in front of a fire and says game over man game over

That'll do it.

09.02.2026 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Cadillac F1 Team

Cadillac F1 Team

And there is the reveal for the Cadillac F1 Team.

09.02.2026 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Winning games by only kicking field goals is our thing, isn't it?

09.02.2026 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yup. The Xfinity/Jurassic Park commercial was great.

09.02.2026 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was told there would be a rabbit

09.02.2026 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok, the Bud Light rolling keg commercial was the first one I laughed at so far.

09.02.2026 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks to the lack of scoring and penalties, the last 5 minutes of the first half took about as long in real time as the first 25 minutes of the game.

09.02.2026 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a black dress is sitting in a white chair with kelly clarkson written in the corner ALT: a woman in a black dress is sitting in a white chair with kelly clarkson written in the corner
09.02.2026 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Burger

Burger

This is real? I assumed it was AI.

08.02.2026 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

10:30PM ET I believe.

08.02.2026 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Green Day never disappoints.

08.02.2026 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But he'll still claim that he got a lot more signatures.

08.02.2026 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Kirk: "You were right, Mr. Spock. Tribbles are pretty tasty once you skin 'em and fry 'em up!"
(Shatner and Nimoy eating while on a break during Star Trek filming)

Kirk: "You were right, Mr. Spock. Tribbles are pretty tasty once you skin 'em and fry 'em up!" (Shatner and Nimoy eating while on a break during Star Trek filming)

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#justforlaughs #funny #meme #startrek

04.02.2026 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The GOP is so fucked up right now. Either they know how elections work, or they don't.

If they know, then they are lying pussies who are just capitulating to placate a convicted felon in the white house.

If they don't know, then they are incompetent idiots.

Either scenario is disgraceful.

03.02.2026 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
My dog just got a haircut and now it looks like he gave up drinking and got his life together.

My dog just got a haircut and now it looks like he gave up drinking and got his life together.

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#justforlaughs #funny #meme #dogs

03.02.2026 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hi πŸ₯°

02.02.2026 11:37 β€” πŸ‘ 230    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character from the simpsons is holding a clipboard and says hi everybody . Alt: a cartoon character from the simpsons is holding a clipboard and says hi everybody .

Maybe Florida should look for someone more qualified to be their surgeon general. I may have an idea...

01.02.2026 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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BREAKING: City deploys dragons for snow removal after 40-foot blizzard!

BREAKING: City deploys dragons for snow removal after 40-foot blizzard!

🐲 πŸ”₯
#justforlaughs #funny #meme #TTRPG

31.01.2026 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fossil fuels are doomed – and Trump can’t save them Yes, climate change is worsening and action is uneven. But the shift away from fossil fuels is beginning.

"While the US doubles down on 20th century fossil fuels, China is betting on an electric 21st century. It is emerging as the first electrostate, dominating production and export of solar, wind, batteries and EVs."

#RenewableEnergy

30.01.2026 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
When you hit that crack in the sidewalk while shoveling.
(Picture of a person tripping forward over a snow shovel)

When you hit that crack in the sidewalk while shoveling. (Picture of a person tripping forward over a snow shovel)

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#justforlaughs #funny #meme

29.01.2026 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In a functional society, the safeguard against this type of abuse would be the unions and government regulation, protecting the rights of the citizenry. In this age of crony capitalism, with the abuser-in-chief in charge, there is no such safeguard. They give 0 fucks about you.

29.01.2026 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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