CursèdZebra

I am still pretty ill though, so I do need something to occupy myself with.

"I should probably catch up on Worlds Beyond Number before the finale, I can't be that far behind"

I am much further behind than I thought.

Are you bankrupt yet? Hurry and go bankrupt.

When I see what kind of work some “stars” who are extremely wealthy are accepting, I wonder if they have signed some kind of a chirograph that forces them to do it, or they are just cunts.

I'm still fucking ill by the way. And I'm tired and grumpy.

In the time it took to describe the thing you're selling to the chat bot, you could have just written the eBay or Vinted listing yourself. It isn't hard. What is a point?

Apart from anything else, this seems like more work than just doing it yourself.

In the time you told the ocean boiling chat bot the details of your message, you could have just written the message.

Fucking 8am lawn mowers and one of my neighbours deciding to wake and bake.

Can't even blame them really, they're probably as annoyed as me, and that's their way of dealing with it. Still smells gross though.

Whereas I'm going to get up and make a grumpy cup of tea.

Theirs probably works better

Disgusting.

Bloody hell I thought that @-handle was a typo.

Also I agree with all of this.

I really think it the Ferrari situation continues much longer, we may actually reach the point where one of the drivers says "Honse" on TV. I think that is a thing that could happen. For all their "I try not to look at social media" attitude, they do see this stuff. #f1

You deserve a chance to play, and I trust in Brennan. I'm in.

Verstappen had some penalty points expire recently didn't he. Probably explains his relative good behaviour before a return to driving like a prick again. #f1

Ugh, I don't know if the race was too tense, or if it's just the fact I'm stuck in this cycle of feeling better and then feeling worse again, but my throat has swollen up and it hurts to swallow again. Can this glandular fever fuck OFF please!

Mine's gone up to 148, I think because of the bonus question.

I've got Albon too. That Williams update has nerfed them quite badly it seems

Formula One driver Charles Leclerc looking the most harrowed a person can possibly look. His hands dragging down his face like a cross between Edvard Munch's 'The Scream' and a sad puppy.

And to think we started the day talking about how depressed Lewis is. #f1

I swapped Mercedes for Ferrari, in violation of rule number 1. But I did swap Antonelli for Bortoletto which basically balanced that out. #f1 #fantasygp

My #FantasyGP was looking so good for a while there and it fell apart in the last few laps. 138 points. Not good. Not good. #f1

EEEEEEE #F1

Piastri a bit slidey following Norris #f1

Definitely a penalty #f1

I made this last year, don't remember what race, but it's continually relevant for Charles #f1

Swap fastest lap and pole and that's what I predicted too

Must be those things

I'm getting dejavu #f1

Contact or no contact doesn't matter. Lewis was forced to take avoiding action and driven off the track. #f1

By the time max gets a penalty for that he'll be more than 10s ahead and it won't matter #f1

Brundle was watching a different race to the rest of us for a moment there #f1

Once again it's 'Go off or I'll make you have a plane crash' from Max.
#F1

Leclerc is just anxiously awaiting the car going on fire while he's in the lead. #f1