David Stephens

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New line of bluegrass bumper sticker designs available soon!

When a simple fast food drive-thru event turns into a Hitchcock film...

Also said by every white woman in the South who had an African-American housekeeper/nanny.

Weird!

Publix cashier, here.
Depends. Express Lane, you bag your own if the cashier doesn't. Self Checkout, most definitely. Regular lanes should have baggers unless they're short staffed or doing other duties like cleaning or cart retrieval.

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Some of my favorites currently on display at the Center for Puppetry Arts in ATL.
That's Rover Joe, Catgut and T.R. the Rooster from "The Muppet Musicians of Bremen," 1972. Designs by Michael K. Frith, puppets by Don Sahlin & Caroly Wilcox.

Can you hear this book title? Paddle faster if you can...

He was also proven wrong about the original Fozzie puppet being given to a teddy bear museum in London. He swore Jim would never have done such a thing, but he did. And the museum still has it.

I didn't know you were Italian!

Dad-joke-on-the-job fail:

I overheard customer talk about her dog to another cashier.
"What kind is she?" the cashier asked.
"A havanese."
I said to her, "Do you have a nephew, too?"

Management then put me in time-out for 30 minutes.

More political commentary from Eddie the Hand!

And now a word from Eddie the Hand!

Exactly.

The Center for Puppetry Arts will remain closed on January 11th due to the icy roads and frigid temperatures in ATL. My shows will resume on Sunday, 1/12 at 1pm! Come see me!
www.puppet.org

The Adventures of the Gingerbread Man opens TODAY at the Center for Puppetry Arts in Atlanta, GA!
TICKETS:
puppet.org/programs/gingerbread-man-adventures

First Christmas show of the season! "Santa's Missing Mail" turns 29 (!!!) this year! I made this silly family show when I was 18, and it's one of my all-time favorites.

Coming up this week at the Roswell Cultural Arts Center in Roswell, GA! Wednesday-Friday this week ONLY. 10 am shows each day with a 1:30 show on Thursday afternoon. Y'all come say "hi!"