Jennifer (please show me your cats)

Vehicles registered to Ford cabinet ministers caught by speed cameras more than 20 times | Globalnews.ca Documents obtained by Global News reveal that, over three years, vehicles registered to Ford’s cabinet minister received more than $3,300 in fines for speeding.

And now we know why Ford made speed cameras illegal.

The new Taylor Swift album is just okay. But when people say she’s cringe while quoting the song where she admits that she’s deeply cringe it’s…well, yeah. She knows. She accepts it now. Her fans accept it because they’re also deeply cringe, me included.

Today’s task was “relax harder” so I’m laid up in bed watching The Hunting Wives because I deserve to treat myself to aggressively bisexual melodrama.

you know what? Let’s see…
I bet SOME of y’all are ready
for some GENTLE COMEDY

As I recover from abdominal surgery, I am constantly updating my “favorite cat” listings by whichever cat is nicest to me. Currently my favorite cat is: yours. Mine are jerks that keep trying to walk on me.

A fluffy white cat rests on a pale pink pillow, with an orange cat curled up in front of it. A big teal pillow is in the background.

Monstrous!

She makes me want to vote Green. I don’t have patience for anyone who can’t see how important social and environmental issues are to basically every facet of our lives. If some oilfield jobs are more important than every successive generation having breathable air, then that’s no future to vote for.

I assume as much. My husband has to work on the Quebec side of the border and he masks - he’s planning to put up a fight if they pass it.

Quebec government to mull possible ban on face coverings in public | CBC News The original resolution, presented by the party's youth wing, called for stricter public security measures, including a ban on masked protests. But CAQ members voted to take that even further, proposi...

Jesus Christ. I can’t imagine hating anyone as much as the CAQ hates Muslim women.

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Anti-ICE? Hey, you’re nice.
Anti-trans? I’m throwing hands.

Among my final wishes is the fact that if one of my loved ones tries to memorialize me by naming something after me (a kid, a pet, a car, anything) then I will haunt them.

I didn’t think I’d have to add that if someone makes an AI avatar of me post-death, I would drag them down into Hell with me.

in the wake of Charlie Kirk's death I saw a lot of conservatives menacingly making TikToks from the driver's seat of their F-150 going "you don't yet realize what wrath you've unleashed, prepare for war"

and in the weeks since that war has pretty much been 100% "bothering teenage baristas"

Liberal government frees Canada Post to end home delivery, close some post offices | CBC News With Canada Post on track to lose $1.5 billion in 2025 and contract discussions between the union and the corporation stalled, the federal government is embarking on a modernization plan it says will ...

Public services aren’t “bailouts”—they’re infrastructure. Rural mail and home delivery are services we depend on, not corporate handouts.

www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' . Alt: An animated gif of the 'Sickos' meme, where a creep with a black shirt that says SICKOS is looking through a window and saying "Yes...ha ha ha...YES."

Me, waiting for the tickets to become available for the butterfly show

The tickets for the Carleton butterfly show were supposed to be available half an hour ago but they're not up yet and I'm watching the event "follower" count rise as we all desperately want permission to see the butterflies.

I’d be curious to know how many extra deaths have been caused directly and indirectly by Doug Ford’s actions since he first took office. His political opponents should be running on his threats to public safety.

We’re finally watching the Tulsa King season 3 premiere and I’m getting triggered by how they decided that Grace could grow out her undercut in a week.

As an atheist, I don’t believe in the Rapture but I absolutely would love if Jesus came down from Heaven and told a whole bunch of Christians how badly they misunderstood him.

New: Sarah MacLachlan, Jewel, and more musicians scheduled to perform at tonight's premiere for Hulu's ABC News doc LILITH FAIR have all pulled out after Disney scrapped the red carpet. First notable talent consequence of the Jimmy Kimmel situation.

I will day this, the Disney Adults have proven themselves much more ready to meet this moment than any Harry Potter Adult has.

Scotchie has been unwilling to leave my lap all day, leading me to suspect he thinks I’m dying and knows something I do not.

Thank you! 😊

We’re only three episodes into The Gilded Age so far, but I am currently obsessed and I will be *devastated* if George Russell isn’t the Wife Guy I need him to be.

In case you needed some comic relief, I turned the "Transgender Ideology Violent Extremism" slogans and logos into merch -> sophielabelle.dashery.com

The more I read about what Kamala Harris chose to write in her book, the more I think about how angry liberals were that Chappell Roan wasn’t falling over herself with excitement to endorse Harris.

a woman in a white sweater says oh please in orange letters Alt: A gif of Betty White from an episode of The Golden Girls sitting back and saying “Oh please!” while looking upset.

Oh no! Mika got a text saying he has a ticket from a speed camera and they’ll remove his demerit points if he doesn’t pay today and the DMV will get involved!

And we don’t even have a car or driver’s licenses! What ever shall we do? 🤷‍♀️

There's something about getting up at 5:15, doing a full workout, an hour of walking, two medical appointments, and getting home before noon that makes me feel so accomplished - and that enrages me. Stop rewarding me for this, brain!

Charlie Kirk said he was against “empathy” so it’s actually disrespectful to NOT make fun of him or his death.

Foundation season 3 was fantastic. I can’t believe the showrunners made a character into a flamboyant bisexual specifically for me, but they did and I appreciate it greatly.