Buttery Biscuit Base

Oops 😬

Is there an amount of money that you could have been paid to perform at Trump’s inauguration?

Gorgeous! I too have a Siamese called Miso.

Left: Nigel Farage, "There are people in the country who have sympathy for much of what Tommy Robinson said about grooming gangs, he wasn't wrong about that stuff"

Right: The rich white grooming gang they never talk about - "Epstein and Maxwell implicated in multiple UK abuse claims over a decade"

Probably just me, but I'm struggling to remember any of the times Kemi Badenoch called for an inquiry into grooming gangs when she was Minister for Women and Equality.

Lawyers for Liz Truss have asked me to stop saying Liz Truss crashed the economy. I only said Liz Truss crashed the economy because Liz Truss did crash the economy. If she wanted me to not say Liz Truss crashed the economy, she shouldn’t have crashed the economy.
Please don’t share.

Sound the klaxon 📯 - 8 years vegan and not yet hospitalised due to lack of protein.

My worry is she’s so lame that the Conservatives will beg for a Musk funded Farage to become their King.

I’d miss pints of wine.

Banter is like sex. It is a two way process based on mutual respect and understanding. If you're doing it on your own, what you are is a wanker

I would have watched it but been busy attempting to create the record of longest chain of paper clips. Which has turned out not to be an officially recognised record, meaning it’s all been a waste of time and now the series has been cancelled. I could cry.

I love that for him

YouTube video by Femi Farage falls apart over Brexit on 38th Question Time appearance!

Nigel Farage lied throughout Question Time last night, and embarrassed himself on Brexit.

Here's a full reconstruction. #bbcqt
youtu.be/FBmoJ7RJYpA?...

I suggest we get Gregggggggggggg Wallace to judge that as a dish. To avoid any wokeness. (What am I talking about? I’ve slightly lost track of the thread and what the original question was).

To be fair, real vegans eat compost and brick dust. sandwiches are for beginners.

As a vegan I eat sandwiches with shavings of old walnut cabinets and dust collected in old suitcases stored in attics.

Sandwiches are woke

It’s giving Fyre Festival cheese salad energy.

Most women will have worked with a Gregg Wallace character, and many will have felt unable to complain.

We need an urgent inquiry in the UK into foreign interference in our politics & media.

…one which needs to advise rules for Parliament to enact before the next General Election hits.

Funnily enough the public relations is an industry dominated by middle class, middle aged women. I think he’s now pissed off everyone who could help him out of this mess.

I mean surely these women are one of Master Chef’s key viewing demographics? In every possible way he opens his mouth and shoves his foot in.

Vegan feminists an ethical dilemma for you: How would you react to female friends who tell you they can’t go vegan because their bf/husband won’t let them?

Steals LBGTQ culture but erodes their rights. I hate to question God but wtf was you thinking when you created Trump?

I miss her.

Louise Haigh had to resign for a spent conviction. I may have been able to save her, if only she had done something more trivial, like Reform MP James McMurdock, who was jailed for repeatedly kicking his girlfriend.

Reform UK MP James McMurdock was convicted for ‘repeatedly kicking his girlfriend’, and Nigel Farage thinks he deserves ‘Christian forgiveness’. The same Nigel Farage who assures us he’ll protect women and children from evil immigrants. Hypocritical c*nt.

It’s invaluable to me, brilliant in summarising theories and books. I don’t know how I lived without.

What a handsome lad.

Bring it on.