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I love making myself sad with my own fic :) hansry you better watch the fuck out cuz I’m about to put you through the ringer

nothing pisses me off quite as quickly as a dead taste bud. just GET OUT OF HERE!!!!! why do you gotta stick around! fuck!!!!’

yeah!!! fuck that old man!!!

Happy Halloween guys

The urban tale told by bards in Baldur's Gate: That arm dealer who been called Gortash, has always been among with a ghost—pale as bones, red as blood. However, no one alive knows who or what it is.

text Shop Opening November 1st 12pm EST / 4pm UTC etsy.com/shop/creaits photo features a sticker of hans capon from kcd2 depicted as a newborn bird in a nest surrounded by bird eggs

soon

most of the longing to live in simpler times can be satisfied by playing Kingdom Come Deliverance. shit was not simple in the 1400s but hey at least you get to ride a horse

as someone raised by a single mom who often relied on food stamps to feed us, this is just abysmal. please please consider donating to your local food bank. most places you don’t have to drop off food, you can simply donate money. and any amount helps ❤️❤️

hey guys did you know that “capon” is the term for a castrated fattened rooster that’s been prepared to be cooked. and that was the term used in medieval times.

what I’m saying is someone’s gotta draw Hans Capon as a sad fat plucked rooster and it’s probably gonna be me

why do I get so burpy for hours after eating a delicious turkey sandwich. it is my staple lunch, I do not want to be cursed with this after every lunch :’(

I'm a monk in 15th c. Czechia secretly writing fiction about my lord and his page

like??? do you see the vision? after everything that’s happened, he might process Skalitz in bits and pieces, maybe settle down there but always looking over his shoulder because his work is never truly done…

no, I’m not afraid of hard work

I get everything I want

I have everything I wanted

I grew up here, ‘til it all went up in flames, except the notches in the doorframe

everything’s growing in our garden (you don’t have to know that it’s haunted)

the doctor put her hands over my liver, she told me my resentment’s getting smaller

hear me out… Garden Song by Phoebe Bridgers on a playlist for Henry of Skalitz………..

leaving the BG3 subreddit because I literally cannot pretend to care about strangers’ screenshots of their Tavs/Durges anymore. at least make the images interesting or artistic ffs

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

happy (almost) halloween everyone >:3 #hadesgame

shoving Zagreus out of the way. Thanatos you’re getting (extremely prolonged bleep)!!!!!!!!

this is a really great portrait, I love this broody spooky guy. also the slight chromatic aberration is 👌✨

to you, my city #DiscoElysium

真夜中

not now honey I'm imagining that Solas is a beautiful butch woman and smiling serenely

Kim Kitsuragi

as someone who rarely if ever dresses up for halloween, thrifting for a costume rules actually

god I love how you portray fear and desperation, so so so fucking good

every day is my birthday when you post comic updates 🥹

The Body Keeps the High Score: A Gamer’s Trauma

A digital illustration of the characters Hans and Henry from the Game Kingdom Come: Deliverance kissing in a four panel drawing, accompanied by a quote taken from the stories of Galehaut and Lancelot. The first panel shows Henry with soft open eyes and mouth slightly parted in anticipation while caressing Hans chin. Hans has his eyes closed, also anticipating the kiss. In the second drawing Henry closed the distance, they're pressed close, Henry's thumb brushing Hans' chin. In the third their lips are parted, showing their tongues mingling, both of them deep in the kiss. The last panel has them separated again, now Henry's eyes closed, slightly damp from emotion as his thumb softly caught on Hans lower lip, while Hans opened his eyes with a reverent distant gaze.

In his keep

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#kcd2 #kcd #hansry

ohbmmygducbjjnv gooudssssddddd……….. they’re so…….. 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 I love the squish against Hans’s nose 🥺 I love the way you draw them. ugh they’re in LOVE!!!!!!!!!!

i can’t stand this guy. i’m obsessed with him #hansry #kcd2

my love's out to get me
and you know
you know
you know
it's going to succeed

and I hope I survive this fucking week, alone

(and if I don't survive,
I'll still be by your side
just clad in ghostly white
I'll be your spectral bride.)

#art #kcd2 #hansry