The First Amendment prohibits the government from restricting speech. There is no First Amendment protection from an employer who suppresses your speech while on the job.

Please don't cite the First Amendment here, it doesn't apply. Using it here muddies the waters for actual First Amendment issues, of which there are way too many these days.

Seems like a good idea, but I'm torn.

It depends a lot on your car. Some cars are easy, but others require a five foot crowbar and a circus strongman to install.

Jackson, Olivia: your job is take out the volunteers. Liam, put on this disguise and seduce the teacher. Remember, if you are captured your parents will disavow any knowledge of your actions.

The news guy says that the truck jackknifes. The truck did not jackknife.

There. I feel better now.

The Grim Creeper.

Any further jokes about Marie Antoinette's head will be cut off.

(whistle) Blocking foul, mountain. Two shots.

He's jealous he can't be inside. He's not a cardinal after all.

I can't wait to see what old white Republican-lite dude I get to rubber-stamp in my pointless after-it's-decided primary in May of 2028.

I agree with everything you wrote. What you didn't write was how absolutely bonkers only three minutes was. Double that time would have still been too little. So much time wasting and so many "injuries". At least the ref didn't compound that error by shorting the given 3 minutes extra time.

You should have asked for a lot of offense.

I've heard that if you can make it there...

"Visible in every state". You've clearly never been to Oregon in winter.

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Just off by - rounding only slightly - $8 billion.

They've invented... two battery packs.

That's how you roll.

When Trump talks about making Canada the 51st state we need to call it the Canschluß.

I predict 2025 will go out with a bang.

"Buff me up, Scotty"

Our manifesto destiny.

The director for bargain-counter terrorism.

Lots of train switches are heated to prevent freezing, but many of the heaters use electricity and go unnoticed. I'm not sure if Chicago uses gas because it is cheaper where there is a high density of switches (like near a big terminal), or if it is old infrastructure that hasn't yet been replaced.