Tanya.

Look, I just work here.

Today I learned something new!

Oh no. Please stop. 😂

A bengal cat with a goofy tooth grin

A bengal cat belly up on a carpet trying to grab a cat toy with his mouth. He has a spotty belly and his limbs are flailing

The toy is under the bengal’s head and he’s still trying to grab it with his mouth, which looks open in anguish.

A bengal cat with his butt up and head down under a table

The horrors persist but so does my goblin cat

LOOKIT THOSE SHOULDERPADS!! 😍

Literally me! In my defense, one of my medications can’t be taken with food, so I make myself a cup of tea, take my pills, and then get occupied by sewing room shenanigans!

“Breakfast” is about 10:30, and doubles as Lunch.

Do not accept the question "But how do we pay for it?" about social programs ever again. That talking point is done forever.

When I was a kid, there was a lady who lived near the park who would call the cops when kids were playing there alone.

Sure, I could put down my handwork and watch but WE ALL KNOW Netflix isn’t trying to get eyeballs on the screen anymore.

I’m trying to get through Shiny Happy People (woo, I finally slogged through season 1!) but come on. Other than Jim Bob, Michelle, and Jill- give me a little pop-up reminding me who these people are.

Being a young parent is HARD. Having babies when you should be still learning who you are, as a person?? There’s a better way! 💕

I live in the area, kind of, and I assure everyone that Seattle is almost entirely fictional.

Look you just have to make the cool weird shit that excites you. You must. In this world besieged by bland, scrubbed boring, computer slop, you must. Make the thing you’re embarrassed to make, the thing that feels “too much” because otherwise we get drowned in a sea of cowardly work made by a button

I would love to! Is it particularly adept at attaching to lung tissue or something?

MrBeast at some event posing with his uncanny smile and dead eyes wearing a black suit jacket over a fuckin hoodie “Obviously we won’t kill people.” -MrBeast, on creating his version of ‘The Hunger Games’

had the idea of collecting the most ominous or threatening images of MrBeast but fear nothing can top this

HM.

“Some weird internet guy”. Yup, that’ll go over well.

I know, right?!?!

I will still owe them $ at the end of the month. 😂

I’m filling out a job application for a quilt shop, and my “have some humility ffs” and “now’s the time to shine!” wolves are fighting.

A QUILT SHOP, people!!! Eeeee!!!

But you have it! I totally support waiting to start a project until you’re rested, relaxed, fed, and medicated. 💕

Sometimes the tools are just gimmicks, especially for experienced quilters, but sometimes my brain refuses to do its job and we need the help!

It’s so pretty! Spendy- I visited it in the shop a couple of times before I took the financial plunge.
I can’t remember if this is the one that “needed” two additional rulers or if that was a different project.The shop lady said “you don’t need them- you’re smart!” and I said “yeahhh but diamonds”

Log cabin blocks enclose a variety of other pieced blocks. The workmanship is exquisite, but the country blue and mauve tones are quite dated.

Rainbow colored Diamond pattern in the center with white and greys radiating out to the dark edges of the quilt top.

The next two projects!! 1. Dye this Extremely 1990’s quilt top to see if I can make it, you know, bearable. 2. Make this quilt top kit.

I don’t know what this means but I’m gathering that “the tech is cursed”, and I’m rooting for you.

I can’t root for either of them because ew, tradwives, but I love it when “ladies” cursing puts sailor’s oaths to shame.

If it’s fucking raining and everyone says it’s fucking raining and the meteorologists say it’s fucking raining and you’re out there in the rain getting fucking wet and someone tells you it’s not raining, that doesn’t make them a “wet weather skeptic” it makes them a fucking idiot

Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you”

Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”

More than Trump though? That’s amazing. Good work Musk! You’re number 1!