Tanya.

These frogs are multiplying like rabbits! Ribbit!

But- there will always be books and worlds we can escape into.

(I bought The Staircase but had to put it down. I wasn’t ready for the kind of escape.)

So I have been hearing my entire life that it is vitally important for private citizens to own guns to prevent government overreach and tyranny. Turns out what we actually needed was inflatable frog costumes.

Harsh but fair.

How could you.

(😂)

It’s SO GOOD.

My job is cutting fabric and having opinions!!

Also my boss texted me pictures of the lines of fabric for next Fall & Christmas, and then told me I’d need to sell my butt off (because I loved almost everything), which tells me that 1.she values my opinion and 2.wants to keep me!

A shame I can’t get this on 42” wide fabric

You can take the woman out of the quilt shop, but she just goes home to her own studio that happens to be attached to her home

Totally fair!!

And I appreciate the help!

As a parent of a human child, I have sent her out for MULTIPLE years and have never gotten drugs in her trick-or-treat bag. Fucking BULLSHIT if you ask me.

Thank you for trying to encourage my Shopping Monster!

“To be used in baked goods! Ask your parents to help with the oven!”

(Would brownies with Mary-fentanyl baked in even get functioning drugs in the system if consumed? Or would they just be shitty, bitter, pot brownies?)

Hm. With a name like “Nip”, I’m skeptical.

(Also I’d like more information about the dress worn by the person doing the scritches. For…research?)

A small boulder the size of a large boulder should do.

(Fuck off- all the history I learned has been replaced with internet memes)

That happens! Rest well! Tomorrow is another day!

Oh, yay! I can never tell whether it’s That, or revealing my Ancient Inner Turmoil.

What for?

Please read the comments.

(I encountered WFG in high school and it sent me on a deep spiral of “wow. I must be really profoundly stupid because what the actual fuck.”.)

So mysterious! What’s her name? What’s HIS name??? How many founders are there??????

(Owl biting into a tootsie pop gif)

This is maybe the most insulting thing you could say about a human being lol

Omg. WHO IS SHE??? And what is her skincare routine??

(It’s a joke. Obviously the founder of Antifa lives in Springfield, and is happily married. He bowls sometimes with Ned Flanders actually.)

October cakes just look like that sometimes.

Be sure to let us know how the Dr Pepper turned out. I’m scared.

I would have bought my first video game…ever!

(They’re probably not even called video games anymore. It’s fine. I’m old.)

Homeland Security @DHSgov We're having an All Night Revival Still frame from a video: Painfully normal people zip tied on the side of the road, sitting on a guardrail in a row 14:30 07 Oct 25 2.1M Views 5 Reposts 940 Quotes 42.2K 2,584 Bookmarks

More propaganda with painfully normal people zip-tied at the side of the road please, this will for sure convince the American people that you're the good guys

I love this city

lmao, kristi noem wanted a black bloc fight and got an inflatable rave instead. fuck you DHS, rip city forever.

WHAT. I mean I guess it makes sense, but are there…moose dairy farms? Moose milk processing plants? HOW WIDESPREAD IS THIS

MAGICAL! 😍

⚡️ NEW: State Rep. Aftyn Behn has won the Democratic Primary in Tennessee’s 7th Congressional District Special Election

@aftynbehn.bsky.social

Using some of my limited time on this beautiful planet staying informed about some of the stupidest shitheads in history

Ya’ll know I’m not a praying woman, but there are exceptions!!!