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@quintabrunson.bsky.social — canonically and irl, Scranton is only ~2.5hr drive from Philly. Maybe pitch The Office crossover with Abbott Elementary?

The fact that I was told Biden made the US “the laughing stock of the world” when he was president is fucking pathetic. Look where we are now. I hope the person who told me this realizes how much of a joke our nation has become.

@carriecoon.bsky.social should play Hannah Einbinder’s estranged sister or cousin in Hacks.

@saturdaynightlive.bsky.social have Walton Goggins host.

Flesh tones should not be worn as outerwear. Y’all look naked.

You ever play Tetris so much you start solving problems by thinking in block formats.

Vaccines cause altruism.

I feel like I don’t see or hear, “would you jump off a bridge if ____ said to” enough and that’s really telling of the times we’re living in.

Kanye West being removed from Twitter/X for showing he’s a Nazi proves one thing —

It’s only okay if it’s white and nerdy.

There is nothing more disgusting than the idolization of billionaires, who care more about their pockets than yours, by people who will NEVER reach that level of wealth.

Joe Biden was given law of the land by the current SCOTUS to pave the way for Donald. He did zilch with it. Don’t say you had nothing, Hakeem. You had exactly what you needed.

It’s crazy how the conspiracy of a deep state became so popular that Elon-Nazi Musk decided to create one and fill it with recent undergrads.

He’s been impeached and that didn’t remove him from office. What is impeachment going to do this time?

@mcuban.bsky.social I’m losing my mind. Is anyone stopping Elon from this hostile takeover? Is anyone going to preserve democracy? Are people going to lose their basic human rights? It’s not existential anymore and I feel powerless.

Read this.

China is about to become the new world superpower, surpassing the states — all thanks to orange guy for tanking it all.

I just want to know who the hell is sticking their elbow in their ear.

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”

Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943

A new bacteria was just discovered in underwater volcanoes that can absorb high levels of c02 through photosynthesis and scientists named it Chonkus.
Chonkus please save us

A booming economy while coming out of a pandemic, dwindling wars, and looming pandemics in the horizon.

Will Trump leave a larger mess than before?

2008: George Bush is still president and leaves a recession for Obama to solve.

2016: Obama is still president and leaves a booming economy for Trump to inherit.

2020: Trump’s inherited economy leads into a global pandemic, shifting global economies for the worse.

2024: Biden leaves Trump

If an allegiance to another country is informing your decision on whether or not to support a white supremacist in the White House, you are forfeiting your rights as an American citizen.

Pin this, save it, we’ll need it.

“When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.”

AOC 🔥🎯

I didn’t expect the leopards to be feasting so soon.

Screenshot of r/Nottheonion Title: Did Trump’s executive order just make everyone female? Comment: This will significantly reduce the price of eggs.

One time in high school I flipped the bird to a friend and got detention. I said I was just pointing at the sky when in reality I was really flipping the bird. I knew what I was doing.

Elon knew what he was doing. #fucknazis #fuckelonmusk