kelsey

a clear pink cybiko internet communicator from the early 2000s

bring back devices

our hearts were still in it

lmao

i was content posting 20,000 times a day when the site was tiny

same

The Descent (2005) After a personal tragedy, Sarah joins her friends on a caving expedition in the Appalachian Mountains. But when a rockfall traps them deep underground, their adventure turns into a nightmare. As they ...

nw the descent (2005), which is currently available on both kanopy and hoopla 😌 support your local library

the cover of my zine “bad mood rehab” it’s a collage with ransom style letters spelling out the title there is a fish, lily pads, a bear in a mug, a cat, a bunny, a frog, and a little boy, as well as other random elements

a photo of one of the spreads featuring photos of spiders and a burrito and some doodles

a closeup of a spread showing a yinyang with the crypt keeper from creepshow and the reading rainbow logo

my latest zine “bad mood rehab” and a couple other items will be available on my website tinyshrines.com on friday, 8/15 ⭐️

holy shit

thank you for this 🥹

art the clown fucking FARTING in front of the simpsons couch

omg!!!

more like fart the clown amiright

you found my shitpost probaaaably by name searching sabrina carpenter, didn't understand that it was a joke because you're a humorless celebrity worshipper, and now you continue to double down after evading my interaction settings (which, by the way, is a form of harassment). maybe take a break

bwahahaha

Post by kelsey aka @oldkels.bsky.social: “i keep mixing up sydney sweeney and sabrina carpenter lol. i think it's be they're both racists or something like that”

It's bad enough that Kelsey @oldkels.bsky.social thinks that Sabrina Carpenter and Sydney Sweeney are same person and "they're both racists," but she also turned off the replies and QRTs! Can you prove that either one is racist!? If you can't, then don't say anything like that!

imploring @sabrinadailypics.bsky.social to follow me so that they can reply all they want

Sabrina Carpenter's dad, John Carpenter, is going to be so mad at her for being racist.

get a load of this dumbass

it continues to be my secret move well into my 30s 😭

today at 2pm an emergency webinar is being hosted for employees of tiny shrines labs about scope creep

(person who rly only knows how to moonwalk) if you hate dancing it's probably because you haven't tried it in socks on a hardwood floor

nothing more humbling than applying the stroke effect to text you thought you cleaned up

i think sabrina carpenter should record the soundtrack to the aliens reboot that sydney sweeney is slated to star in

oh jimmy jimmy jimmy

i keep mixing up sydney sweeney and sabrina carpenter lol. i think it’s bc they’re both racists or something like that

Bluesky has a fucking dweeb loser problem

don’t lie to me. You just said your kitten’s music sucks!

just like zelda breath of the wild

uhh there are 2 others 😅

too much tambourine 😭

ugh you sound like a typical gentle boyfriend fan