𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙩 @milt.dev - Bluesky Profile

a bartender walks into a stable and the horse says, hey why the short face?

11.08.2025 06:21 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

two bluesky users are at a funeral, and the first one leans over and says "I gotta be honest, I'm not exactly sure who it is we're mourning" and the second one says "I think its the guy up front in the coffin"

11.08.2025 05:59 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

third night up sick. anyone know any good jokes?

11.08.2025 05:41 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

she hunt

11.08.2025 02:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

at Isengard they just go over the edge

11.08.2025 02:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

now this would be what I would call pod racing

11.08.2025 01:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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1. orb wand hand dimension
2. hub shirt
3. succ machine
4. butt segway
5. keep it clean
6. his/hers crack joints

11.08.2025 01:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A ban on titling any more documentaries or films beginning with either the words “being” or “becoming”

11.08.2025 00:23 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

reclowntextualizing

11.08.2025 00:24 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

chuck e cheese is wearing a hat and bow tie and is saying thank you . Alt: chuck e cheese is wearing a hat and bow tie and is saying thank you .

grat, the grateful rat!

10.08.2025 23:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A Siamese cat laying on the arm of an easy chair, sleeping.

all tuckered out

10.08.2025 21:53 — 👍 28 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

oooooh microwave dumplings yeah no way I’m a pan fry guy

10.08.2025 20:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

wtf is zapper-dumples

10.08.2025 20:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

ty for answering the call skip 🫡

10.08.2025 20:46 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

northumbrians can’t handle this skeet

10.08.2025 20:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

too late

10.08.2025 19:15 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

special edition

10.08.2025 16:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if ur stanced up and the wind changes direction you can never unstance they say

10.08.2025 16:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

been stanced up so long im getting a cramp

10.08.2025 16:24 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

most Fassbinder movies smell like cigarettes

10.08.2025 16:08 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

icing my phone to accommodate lousy software

10.08.2025 15:51 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A kitchen table with a birds nest chandelier, some books and a cardboard box. There is a black and white tuxedo cat’s head just visible over the side of the box

hidin

10.08.2025 14:23 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

send electrolytes 😩

10.08.2025 13:47 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

talkin bout my nard

10.08.2025 13:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

no beasts no wheels giant heads what’s the deal

10.08.2025 00:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

GEMéRAFT Titel Ammonium Sulfate HISO, (NHa):SO,6H20 No. 13 GEMERAFT Magnesium Surate MgSO&.7H20 No. 48 GEMCRAFT Manganese Sulfate MnSOs No. 24 SATE EXPERIMETS IN ATOMIC ENERGY Thiosulfate Sodium Forrocyanido NaaFo(CN)0.12H.0 CLEMCRARE Sodium Bisuitite NaHSO® No. GEMORAR Azurito No. 39 SAFE EXCITING

safe experiments in atomic energy ⚛️

09.08.2025 22:01 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🦀🙏

09.08.2025 15:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

my job is to say “return to the route!” over and over

09.08.2025 15:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

watching @pigeonaire.bsky.social drive in cyberpunk 2077 sustains me

09.08.2025 15:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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