Happy Pruner

@joycetaylortv.bsky.social Thank you for that interview with the retired general tonight. First time I’ve heard that sort of truth on our local news. More of that please. Our democracy depends on it.

*brings your tirade to an end by distracting you with a squash*

Tell me again how your mom stole the neighbor's animatronic reindeer & hid it in the laundry room plugged in, ticking & whirling for 7 years

Doris, have you seen my pool table?
No Farmer Griffiths, I haven't seen any pool tables stashed away at the back of the barn, anywhere at all today.

disassociating! in the parking lot

woodblock print, woman being swallowed by giant carp kite

Me vs. November 2024

Living well is the best revenge. The second best revenge is carefully removing plants from someone's garden & replacing their lawn gnomes with slightly larger lawn gnomes so they appear to be growing in size from eating the plants.

If civil war breaks out, meet me at the library.

So it’s not just me.

she started a haka to tear up their proposed changes to the indigenous treaties bill and the whole thing got pushed out what a legend

Surreptitiously preparing my neighbors’ tender perennials for winter.

Everyone on this site has a library card

Role model! Former competitive & current non-competitive skater here and I fully plan to still be skating in my 80s. Maybe not jumping, but there’s plenty more to learn & practice.

Pilates for core strength. All of the mat exercises can be adjusted to any ability and can really improve/eliminate back pain.

I'm really only here to use the zipline

I had a calico that wouldn’t eat unless you stood over her and cradled her stomach in your hands. She was completely nuts.

a woman standing in a library with a book titled room on the shelf ALT: a woman standing in a library with a book titled room on the shelf

Librarians moving dystopian novels to the nonfiction shelves.