@breezybard.bsky.social
41 | musician | gamer | sober
Iβd let every one of these doctors perform brain surgery on me before I let RFK Jr check my pulse.
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#pride2025 #maga #trump2028
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"We have an FBI director who received $25,000 for appearing in a film, executive producing a film, made by a Ukrainian-American-Russian who worked on a propaganda project that was financed, in part, by Vladimir Putin's office."
"Why this isn't a bigger story, I don't know."
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Wtf is leftover bacon?
02.01.2025 15:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0lead singer: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK????
me in the pit trying to clean the front of my glasses w my tshirt: JUST A SEC, BUD
Has anyone taken down one of these drones yet? Ya know, for science?
20.12.2024 04:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If youβre riding in a car, pleaseβ¦PLEASE wear a seatbelt. No one wants to get the call at 2am on a Tuesday that their son has been ejaculated from a car. #buckleup #safetyfirst
19.12.2024 17:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I should skeet more
19.12.2024 16:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
TimothΓ©e Chalamet slides into Bob Dylan with an effortless yet focused determination
11.12.2024 20:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Kendrick and Drake have squashed their beef... [Burger falls on screen] ...into a juicy flame-grilled four ounce patty. [Kendrick goes in for a bite then stops] Hey Drake, pass the MUSTAAAARD! [They laugh and hug it out] Every adult meal comes with a kid's toy
30.11.2024 21:07 β π 7558 π 740 π¬ 87 π 27
Breakfast of champions #zyn #monster
27.11.2024 23:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This an incredibly witty first skeet #acab
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