les swimming poules!

It is Ash Wednesday no one has schmutz on their forehead Today, 8:25 AM

Setting this reminder was perhaps my most brilliant move ever

I mean, they basically did! Love how that round table was basically everybody saying, “even if you’re not a traitor, your vibes are RANCID.”

This is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone.

ra ra Raspoutine
icon of Quebec cuisine

I cannot BELIEVE it took them that long to get rid of him! I was done with his ass before the end of the first episode!!!!

honestly, if he can learn English, he can definitely learn French - it's way more logical, and he's already used to conjugation.

A digital illustration in a graphite style of my fluffy gray cat, Bear, with a sort of blank expression on his face. Behind the graphite drawing is a varied gradient of colors in his fur, grays, blues, purples, yellows, pink in the ears and yellow eyes. Across his impressive fluffy mane are hand lettered words in a block serif style reading 'Maybe It will happen today'

I feel like Maine and New Hampshire should work something out together…maybe with Massachusetts?

A block of loopy, swashy hand drawn lettering. Colored in an orange to purple gradient with a deep black 3D effect and some grungy decay and color filtering added. It reads, of course, ‘Maybe it’ll happen today’

Non-Biathlon Skier Would Also Like Gun

Non-Biathlon Skier Would Also Like Gun

A digital illustration done in a black and white woodcut style similar to Totentanz images by Holbein and others. A skeleton wearing a jester-type cowl with two floppy horns with bells on the ends, and another garment around his shoulders and boots all decorated with bells. He his high stepping and playing some kind of flute. Black lines radiate out from behind him and a banner wraps around at his hips with the words ‘maybe it will happen today’ on it.

"Hey I'm going back to the dildo box, I just had the idea to juggle them"

Cameraman who would later be arrested after singing "FASCIST DILDO CLEANUP CREW DOO DAH DOO DAH": @ckinferno.bsky.social

But don't ask him questions, he won't say shit ✊

(posted with permission)

the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style

Need a mood boost?

Watch the Pacific Northwest Ballet celebrate the Seattle Seahawks being in the Super Bowl

Truly the best texts to receive! I love talking about relationship beats for two dudes I only know from tumblr gifsets!

…that reads very sarcastic, but I know you know I’m 100% serious.

yessssssss.

(i mean probably i've read a lot of them already, bc i had a Moment a few months back when it was All Murderbot Fic All The Time, but still! love a reclist!)

Digital illustration done in a rough comic ink style. A possum mother trundled along with four possum babies on her back. Each possum is speaking a string of connected speech balloons reading ‘maybe it will happen today’.

no new pictures where are you at mentally

Today’s faculty meeting included an activity where we had to find our “sole”mates, aka the people with shoes who most closely matched ours.

Cue me making eye contact with the only other trans person on staff — who of course is ALSO wearing docs — and both of us busting up laughing.

Shane Hollander vs. Honk! the festival of activist street bands

New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped

Oh good lord, no. Of all the characters who should not drive in Boston, Shane Hollander is definitely toward the top of the list.

Okay but that fic slaps, so…

okay, lesson prep functionally done - I'll have to print a few things tomorrow, but my slides are basically fine. gonna be a slug!

I mean, I do in fact need to do the lesson prep, at a bare minimum, because I will have to teach those classes tomorrow. But, yeah, maybe the grading will continue to be a problem for Future M?

okay, public shaming time, here are the tasks:
• lesson prep for tomorrow
• grading (essay, speaking assessment, writing from coverage)
• plan department meeting
• laundry
• camp emails

— but the thing is, I do actually have Tasks to do today. And now that I'm officially Home Sick, it's like, "but why do I have to do stuff today? I'm SICK. I'm taking a SICK day."

BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T DO THOSE TASKS ALL WEEKEND, DINGUS. WHEN YOU WERE *ALSO SICK*.

so i took a sick day today, which is great — resting! honoring what my body needs! recognizing the limitations of my flesh prison! not giving my every waking moment to a job that would, let's be so real, sell me to Satan for one (1) corn chip —

A digital illustration of an attempt to make a fake illuminated manuscript. There’s a fancy illuminated drop capital M. Lots of medieval-type ornamentation, a little illustration in the corner of a rabbit with a battle ax having some sort of confrontation with a little bipedal lizard thing that has an arm instead of a neck and head which is holding a dagger. There’s an orange dragonish beast wrapped around the top of everything and lettering done in some kind of fanciful script reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’