minimum viable seriousness

hand holding orange nail polish bottle and showing off nails

hand holding purple nail polish bottle and a green shimmer nail polish bottle showing off nails

halloween nails

orange: marnie’s ranch - pahlish
purple with green shimmer topper: night pollinator - death valley nails topped with celestial lights - holo taco

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Me: "If Mass Effect 2 were made today, do you think the Illusive Man would vape?"
@fleurdeliser.bsky.social: "..." (deep sigh) "...yeah."

hand holding a nail polish bottle and showing off the color, which is a bright medium green with gold flake glitter

hand holding a nail polish bottle and showing off the color, which is a dark teal with gold and copper flake glitter

left hand: razor leaf - arcana lacquer
right hand: witch-king of angmar - tyler’s trinkets

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the amount of kudos i’ve gotten on this fic in the last 2 days was enough to tell me someone, somewhere, had recced it and apparently i missed this notification! thank you for helping make my days a bit brighter 💜💜💜

hand holding two nail polish bottles and showing off the color, which is an indigo jelly base with iridescent flakie topper that flashes green pink purple blue

closeup of thumb with nail polish from previous pic on it

moon jelly - starrily
foxfire - mooncat

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mom’s side:
a maga truck driver
a pedophile

dad’s side:
a vietnam vet who rocks overalls and an enormous full-on santa beard
a retired nurse, one of the best people

hm…wonder why i deliberately haven’t interacted with my mom’s
side of the family in literally a decade lmao

lilith too and every day i thank e eru god for that. raine will eat small bites of things, but mostly she just wants to smell

that has also been my experience!

oh yeah, chickpeas are tough. nobody gets them soft enough

🤝ive had good luck with s&w…naturally the most expensive brand lmao

ohhhhh you are reminding me of one of the reasons i quit tidal lmao

🤝my strongest pasta opinion is i like all pasta

lmaoooo NOPE. i mean, as i do this more often i need to clean up less, but it's NEVER zero

manicure brush for cleaning edges/cuticles

a french brush. i like size 8 best, but 10 isn’t terrible. the bristles are a bit stiff and and come together to an edge. dip in acetone, dab on paper towel or wev so it’s not dripping, swipe away mess! it works best to do it as you go after each coat including base and top coat if you use those

prism parade has a whole collection called “meet me at the mall” and it’s all neon shimmery glow in the dark colors and it’s great

hand holding a nail polish bottle and showing off the color which is a bright orchid purple with a bright blue shimmer

pale blue fingernail-shaped blobs on a black background showing off the glow in the dark properties of the polish

berry goth - prism parade #polishotd

how many times and how many ways can i ask the same questions and get contradictory answers over the course of MONTHS???

at this point, i’d be more alarmed by one that made sense

🤝

it's soooooooo pretty. and the photo really doesn't do it justice because you can't really see the glitter. otd = of the day :D

there really isn't much. maybe Big Drink since there's more unity behind that one 😂

the amount of contorting i had to do to get a pic that showed the depth of color was many. and it STILL didn’t capture the rainbow holo glitter

hand holding nail polos bottle and showing off the color which is a bright, cool purple with a warm purple shimmer and holographic glitter

coronation - cirque colors #polishotd

i cannot deny the oregon one, but also means you have to go to helvetia, which is barely a town and more like an exit off of a state highway that isn’t far enough from portland to mean you’re to the point of needing to stop and too far from portland to go out there casually

sure says something about the comics industry that i’m relieved this isn’t anything about him being a sexual predator

SURE IS THAT TIME OF YEAR #workpost

hand holding a nail polish and showing off the color which is bright green with copper and gold flakies

caramel apple pop - cuticula #polishotd

objectively (OBJECTIVELY!!!) the best halloween candy

every time i sneeze, raine has disappeared to parts unknown before i even open my eyes

💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

ahahahaha! i reallly like it. it's dark, but still interesting, even in low light