minimum viable seriousness

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my very first thought when my alarm went off was “thank god it’s sunday” 😭

lmao they clearly the kind of "block this person and all their mutuals" block because now i am also blocked and i definitely saw the post the first time 😂

ahhhh 😻

why they love hiding behind the toilet i don't know, but every cat i've ever had has done it at one point or another

i've definitely eaten KD with chopsticks for this very reason

oh my god

yes. frequently i look at them, say “okay, we’ll deal with you later” and put them in a box

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Xx... absolutely obsessed with the needle drop here. love it

see also: ng and ap. WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN JUDGING HIM HARDER

well, i’m TRYING to read that one 😂

wh…at

i keep looking at his wife being like HOW are you married to that toad??? on so many levels

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sending much love to you and your family 💜

the first time i saw them live in 2008, they opened their set with it and the wall of guitar and lights knocked my socks off. now i love the album version too, but seeing it live that first time was magical

milk chocolate lover 🤝🏻

i didn’t like sleep at all until i saw it live and it completely transformed the song

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nothing like sitting in a sunbeam to reveal every last speck of cat hair on your clothes

the problem is i’m very sleepy and sitting in a quiet room that’s relatively warm

perhaps i need to put “we have no brand loyalty. if we ordered organic and the only option available is non-organic, that’s fine. if something is out of stock and it seems like a load-bearing item, ASK before just refunding and moving on” in the notes for every item

in his SLIGHT defense, sunday nights at our preferred grocery store are somewhat picked over, but STEVIA??? there was no other “no pulp” orange juice available??? doubt dot jpg

the first time i did jury duty a million years ago was in a smaller county. there are…many more people in the courthouse for the main county in the biggest city in the state 😂

apparently he replaced the requested orange juice with orange juice sweetened with stevia, a much bigger crime than either of the below

jury duty today. i was first called for november and it would have been for a month term on a grand jury, but november would NOT have worked with, y’know, my work that’s absolutely insane every november, so i asked for a defferal and got normal
jury duty. grand jury would have been so cool tho

i've had GREAT luck with pickup. less than a handful of weird subs over the course of almost 10 years. instacart delivery is much more variable and it's ALWAYS a dude who makes nonsense subs

WHAT. was this a rogue vegetarian?????

noted!!! we'll try a bit next time we cook salmon to taste! i would certainly not argue with a cheaper fish. still don't think it's an appropriate instaart substitute tho lol

ahaha this is fair! my partner is sus of most non-salmon fish, so i've never cooked with it. perhaps i should get a small amount next time for tast testing purposes. because YEAH salmon is so fucking expensive 😭

this man just tried to replace salmon with trout and said there was no chicken in the whole store when i could see some in the photo he sent. cis dude instacart shoppers not beating the allegations