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A 12-foot-tall statue of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein skipping while holding hands has appeared in Washington D.C.’s National Mall, “celebrating the friendship of these real men,” according to the group responsible, The Secret Handshake. (Photo: The Secret Handshake)

Granted, it wasn't a high bar in a lot of cases.

Highland Park violence prevention activists take commercial approach in targeting gun companies Volunteers with the Highland Park Peace Project want to inform consumers about businesses they say are enabling and preventing gun violence — and encouraging them to spend accordingly.

A group of Highland Park volunteers, fed up with easy access to assault rifles like the one used in the July 4th, 2022 parade shooting, are targeting the supply chains of companies that produce the military-grade weapons so often used in such attacks. trib.al/cb6ibaK

Pretty darned clever.

We have hit pay dirt, so please stop talking about what we will forever call "the Jeffrey EPSTEIN Hoax"

Sadly, his PAST supporters have bought into this "bullshit" hook, line and sinker.

We should just be grateful he doesn't want their support anymore & stick together like glue.

#EPSTEINS4EVER

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Floating the idea of a 3rd term is just Trump's way of winding up what MAGA folks like to call "the libtards." The real damage is what he can do in the next 3.6 years when he never has to face the electorate again. Don't expect the Repubs to stop him.

The path to revenge is a rocky road.

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

Not a single word to help the 33m small businesses in this country. Not from anyone in the administration.

So many buy from China, and don't have alternatives.

So many didn't have the cash to front run the tariffs and buy inventory

MYTH: People who receive food stamps don’t work. FACT: You are browsing the internet instead of working right now.

Food Stamps: Myth Vs. Fact
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At some point, there will be a declared emergency (such as, say, a terrible shortage of air traffic controllers) which "can only be fixed" by giving a contract to a private company. How will that work out? Well, consider the quality and cost of, oh, I dunno, American healthcare.

A map first showed that name in the year 1550.

56-Year-Old Roblox User Groomed By 68-Year-Old Roblox User FAIRHOPE, AL—Exploiting the popular online game platform for his own perverse ends, local Roblox user Rodney McKinney, 68, was accused of grooming 56-year-old Roblox user Walter Rhodes, sources confirmed Wednesday. “For the past several months, Mr. McKinney, a 68-year-old Roblox user, used the game as a means to foster an inappropriate relationship with an impressionable young 56-year-old that was sexual in nature,” said officer Mike Cavazos, noting several obscene messages in which the baby boomer offered the much younger Gen X user Robux in exchange for lewd images of Rhodes’ flabby, mature body. “It was clear from their correspondence that Mr. McKinney knew the victim was 56, as he stated in chats that he was ‘old enough to be [Rhodes’] supervising manager.’ And though he claimed that messages inviting the victim to move off Roblox to a more private LinkedIn chat were innocent, we believe otherwise.” At press time, authorities claimed McKinney attempted to conceal his indiscretions by warning Rhodes not to “tell your mom, if she’s still alive.”

56-Year-Old Roblox User Groomed By 68-Year-Old Roblox User
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Jubilee the Daisy and Friends for my mentor Mary! Done on my tattooaversary last year, February 2024 🌼
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#flowertattoos #cutetattoo #planttattoo #transtattooer #michigantattooartist #grandrapidtattoo

Hum4n X1eld is growing up so fast.

Law and Order Party Ends Law and Order

“Is displacing native people really something we want associated with America?” Jacob Alter, Deep Fryer

Trump Proposes U.S. Takeover Of Gaza
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Snort! From today.

Tweet from 'MAGA Michelle S' says, "I will be filing Police Reports against anyone that takes a screenshot of my Twitter posts. This is a warning to all liberals. Take a screenshot and you will be getting a visit from the State Police and FBI."

I had to screenshot this.

Is she also offering BJ’s with those tours?

Disabled people have been trying to warn the public for years that “you do you” Covid policies were leading to increased discrimination and eugenics attitudes. 

When States began criminalizing masks, we pleaded for support. We asked our peers to wear a mask in solidarity. 🧵

Nearly every candidate that tRump has nominated for a cabinet position is absolutely UNQUALIFIED for that position.
Nearly. Every. Candidate.

between the richest man in the world giving a Nazi salute, every J6 insurrectionist being pardoned, and Trump going to war with a bishop, these better be some cheap fucking eggs

1 White guy born in apartheid S. Africa
2 Doesn't speak out against apartheid
3 Doesn't talk about Nelson Mandela
4 Supports AfD neo-nazi party in Germany
5 Seen hanging around white supremacists
6 Gave $250 million to help a bigot get elected

Says this "gesture" is meaningless? --No Way

Here's how they report on him in the UK, where their free press has a spine.

Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole

Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
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This is your mission. We take our power back now at the local and state level. Stop waiting for a national hero. It’s you. Get to work.