At least children level

ok sorry . my lawyer has advised me to say that drinking israeli diarrhea is good actually no matter how many kindergartners they murked

guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this

Reap what you sewed

"No Other Land," the Palestinian-Israeli made film showing the destruction of the occupied West Bank's Masafer Yatta by Israeli soldiers, just won the Oscar for Best Documentary.

It can't get a distributor in the US.

Which tells you everything about censorship in the US.

A comic I drew on a takeout napkin in 2015. If you're pressed for time, it's the original One Fear comic. Boom. Done. Get on with your day. If you don't value your time, here's a description: it's a comic, right? Well here's the twist: whole thing's on a napkin. Thinest sharpie for the lines, if I recall correctly. Comic is titled "TEEN COMIX" and the first panel has a guy in sunglasses wearing a shirt that says "NO FEAR." His friend is approaching, cut off by the panel's edge. His shirt says... something. But what? Fear not, the next panel clears that right up. Second panel is zoomed in on the friend's shirt. It reads "WHAT IF THEY MADE SIMPSONS PORN ILLEGAL?" Last panel is the guy from the first panel alone now. His shirt now reads "ONE FEAR." The title is attributed to Branson '15 which should go a long way to explaining how far I expected this to spread when I drew it. It was unfathomable to me that people who didn't know me on a first name basis would see it. Little did I know that every fandom on the internet would edit it with something interminable like "The Xanadon Guild receiving a buff from Trade Legion in Era of Conquest IV." I never get them but hey, god bless. I still see those from time to time but it's really slowed down. Nowadays this is an ancient meme, frozen in place like a masturbating Pompeii victim covered in the ash of the centuries.

Happy ten years to this bad boy.

[leaning over to my seatmate in a nosediving passenger jet] you like string beans? guess what! thanks to donald trump's policies, they're about to get more expensive. donald trump promised to lower the prices of string beans, but he didn't. now you'll have to pay more for string beans than ever befo

Couples costume - Cuck Schumer. You go as Chuck Schumer and your wife goes to talk with her work husband about how embarrassing your hobbies are.

Doing my Chuck Schumer impression "Mr. President without pennies how will I purchase your crypto coin? Check and mate Maga"

My wife "So has anyone else read the Reductress op-ed on cucking?"

T-shirt reading "I have a gun and am schizo-phrenic" with the word schizophrenic hyphenated because of lazy design and honestly, we deserve this as a nation that can't take care of anyone with mental health problems.

AliExpress just gets America as a consumer market

You super don't

Could you maybe fucking do literally anything about it you dry fish.

Riding in cars with boss great movie

If you knew someone else watching this you could do a recap podcast called like Gilmore Gals

There’s a particularly evil strain of liberal/progressivism that is rooting for things to get worse in Gaza simply so they can do an “I told you so.” At any point in time Biden could’ve actually flexed US muscle and said knock it the fuck off but he just kept adding fuel to the fire. Own it.

Fifty Shades of Whey on X: "This woman doing a Nazi salute is Laura Smith and she sits on the Towamencin Township Board of Supervisors in Pennsylvania https://t.co/ZJlEfaxrsT" / X This woman doing a Nazi salute is Laura Smith and she sits on the Towamencin Township Board of Supervisors in Pennsylvania https://t.co/ZJlEfaxrsT

x.com/davenewworld...

Might listen to some football podcasts tomorrow.

This was just a joke me and Americ both have had a lot of sexes

Me and Americ have 1 more thing in common and that's we only have had two sex ever

As a fan of literature there’s no worse feeling than finding out a novel has an unreliable narrator and realising you wasted your money

I’m not a very visual person, and neither are a lot of people. Also, I can actually think of several movies that are better than the books.

Fight Club and American Psycho, just for starters.

I have concluded while travelling this great nation that it would benefit greatly from becoming several smaller nations.

Another instance of Hollywood elites not knowing how the real world works. I have been on this plane for an hour and not a single snake.

I'm afraid I've cranked that for the last time.

Had to remove Soulja Boy from the wedding playlist Trump is ruining my LIFE.

@apetivist.bsky.social eat pamts

Please list them

How do you spell finances (the lady you will marriage)

Should I be concerned about my finances prepper habits