Gerald Dorrity

The end is nigh…

It’s close to Christmas

Okay if you insist

Schnitzel

I can now tell you there are 153 restaurants nearby that could have got me a pizza within 45 mins.

I would like my medal for only downloading the takeaway app and not ordering something tonight.
Thank you.

There needs to be a better way to find all the people I was following in “the other place” over here.
The one downside is all the good we lost :(

🚨 *ROYALTIES UPDATE* 🚨

Equity has distributed over £4.2 million royalties to performers in November.

Every penny comes from the agreements we have negotiated.

That's the power of collective action! 💪💪💪

Just watched #nye on National Theatre at home and it’s frankly fecking brilliant. Of course preaching to the choir but how dare anyone try to dismantle the nhs!

I’m being a shitty spam bot

Good morning sir I hope you are well I have a lovely turd and “meat” sandwhich for you to purchase if you’d be so inclined

HI IM YOUR HOST FOR THIS YEARS AWARD CEREMONY NOT NAMED AFTER ME, GILBERT GOTLY!

GOTLY sounds like a band name.
Game of the last year.

I’ve been looking for a platform to be an absolute bitch about the shitty behaviour in the acting industry whilst simultaneously platforming and lifting up good behaviour. I’d prefer to stay anonymous but that’s likely impossible. Is this going the be the place? I guess we’ll find out.

Can’t park there mate.