Sarah

The most boomer thing about me is that I accidentally but consistently call my AirPods my Air Buds. Every single time I'm like "don't say it, don't say it" and without fail, that's what comes out of my mouth.

I heard "Aaron & Maria" by American Analog Set for the first time in forever the other day and it made me realize that couple has probably been divorced for at least 15 years now

More training isn't going to fix the ethnic cleansing squad! The problem is that we employ an ethnic cleansing squad that attracts the type of people who would want to be part of an ethnic cleansing squad!

Thank you so much Will ♥️

Thank you Doug ♥️

My dad died last week and I'm realizing that I don't have any saved voicemails from him, because he was my favorite person so I always picked up. If you love someone right now, let them go to voicemail.

Last night, my kid's team won their baseball game because someone hit an inside-the-park grand slam. After the game, that kid's grandfather opened a tab at the concession stand and told every kid to pick a treat. I need more of this in the world and less of everything else that's going on.

Hearing The Replacements in Whole Foods and want to jump out of my skin

Do your mental health a favor and turn this on for today. You really don't want to watch this. It is awful.

Who is to say Father Justin is wrong?

A Tumblr post in three parts that reads: "i do think a lot of implausible medieval plot devices make more sense when considering the fact that these people simply did not have glasses" "like the king arthur problem of how were these people always accidentally sleeping with the wrong person? well 1) no glasses 2) no lights and candles are so expensive 3) royal couples didn't even sleep in the same bed a lot of the time anyway 4) arranged marriage how much do you really know your spouse anyway? maybe not very well a lot of the time 5) people are drinking a lot idk. maybe not as absurd as one might think" "this post is brought to you by the one time i woke up at a sleepover and realized that without my glasses i could not distinguish one friend from the other. haunting. all of arthurian literature was unlocked to me at that moment

What if the Jaws 50th anniversary shark vessel just became my family’s regular movie night popcorn/sick bowl

I'm eating like 3-4 a day and it's the best

I hope you're eating the nectarines while you can

Writing into the Wreck I, for one, never asked to live in a collapsing empire. The feeling of what you thought to be solid ground turning to a shower of scree under your feet, the...

i wrote about what it feels like to live in the collapse of the american empire

"a flake of shale in a great upheaval of the earth"

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Fucking ghouls

Whenever my kid hears curse words he whispers “NICE” to himself like he’s keeping count and adding another

The Garfield of it all!

Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.

Sorry, but I really want that mug. It would go so well with my other inevitable despair and ennui-based mugs

I have been quoting MST3K Mitchell on a regular basis for nearly 30 years

серафими многоꙮчитїи

best unicode character is "ꙮ" without a doubt. used one time in a single 15th century manuscript to emphasise "many-eyed seraphim" and unicode thought it was really important that we can type that whenever we want

I just watched an orangutan tie a knot. You should see it too.

Wait… I’m learning right now that it’s not?

AI created a Bonecrusher Pope and you are actually required by law to suffer the little children unto him

Of course we lose this Live Laugh Love pope in 2025 and you KNOW they’re gonna replace him with like, the Terminator Pope

BOOK DRIVE FOR INCARCERATED YOUTH No Borders is partnering with a local librarian to bring requested books to youths ages 12-18 who are incarcerated at Crossroads Juvenile Center in Brooklyn. To help, you can: • Buy books from our Bookshop.org registry • Donate funds to The Rolling Library • Donate gently used paperback young adult novels, manga, and comics wishlist: tinyurl.com/2025bookdrive donate funds: tinyurl.com/tridonate contact: nobordersbooks@proton.me

last year @nobordersbooks.bsky.social sent 600+ books to Rikers; this year our book drive is for teens who are incarcerated in Brooklyn. please purchase a book if you can—most of these are requested titles, and a $7 Goosebumps book would mean A LOT to a kid in detention bookshop.org/wishlists/70...

Born in the wrong generation You have gone nowhere. There is nowhere for you to go.

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they really need to invent a second type of money these guys can play around with separate from the money I need to buy food. Business Money. Money 2