BG 🛸🦦

🙃🙃

ah, well

and she'll do it again!

why are they booing you, you're right (I am color blind and see yellow-orange)

We literally had a Night Vale plot about making clouds illegal so I'm glad Florida is continuing to make satire impossible

when u ban clouds

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 4, Episode 9

(F)unemployment again~*

The ol Roy Cohn

Even if he didn't let's pretend that he did

literally no one would make me kiss their ass like this. if they could feel shame they would be highly embarrassed

I live in Memphis, but use C Spire... I can't get in here if I'm on my data but wifi is just fine. Idk if it's because C Spire is MS based or what

Everyone Involved In Pizza's Preparation, Delivery, Purchase Extremely High

Everyone Involved In Pizza's Preparation, Delivery, Purchase Extremely High https://theonion.com/everyone-involved-in-pizzas-preparation-delivery-purc-1819564897/

my only guess is that my phone company is based in MS and is using their cell phone towers? still weird

screenshot saying that Bluesky is blocked in Mississippi, but I live in Tennessee..

wtf @bsky.app I live in the middle of Memphis, TN but got this tonight when trying to open the app using my data

Nook Inc. Reviewing Blathers Museum Exhibits to Ensure They Align with Tom Nook's Vision of Island History ANIMAL VILLAGE — Nook Inc. announced this week that they would be initiating a review of Blathers Museum after CEO Tom Nook complained that it wasn’t…

Nook Inc. Reviewing Blathers Museum Exhibits to Ensure They Align with Tom Nook’s Vision of Island History

hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

lmao

still one of my all-time favorite albums. that opening synth to Run Away with Me immediately sets the mood for the rest of the album

I hate The Andy Griffith Show for personal reasons but I'd say Barney is a bumbling idiot, and Peggy is a fumbling idiot. I do get the similarities though!

Peggy is the best character in KotH. You're not meant to take her seriously because she takes herself too seriously

Headline: “Boyfriend Upset About Something American Government Did In 1970s” with photo of earnest white guy in a blue Oxford shirt mid-mansplanation

I’m Boyfriend

losing my house and my job at the end of the month 🙃

Picture of Gengar watercolor art by Ken Sugimori

Picture of Gengar watercolor art by Ken Sugimori

this is some of my favorite gengar artwork

hate that the portlandia yt channel has delovled into just playing select episodes in a row instead of the whole series in a row

ChatGPT talks to adults like it’s grooming them. Ohhhh wowwwww you’re so mature for your age. Nobody understands you.

idk why so many people in the world are just.. haters. they hate everything for no reason other than people love it. this much contrarian thinking must be exhausting to them, and that's just... sad

6 month old puppy sitting in front of a tv with a cat on the screen

I was watching your newest video yesterday and my puppy was VERY interested in your cat

On a long enough timeline, Lego will eventually make a set that is irresistible to you. That first satisfying little CLICK tugs a string in your amygdala. Before you know it, you find yourself suckin dicks for Legos in a back alley. The only way out is death.

life is a cabaret 🙃