Alan @busdad - Bluesky Profile

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11.11.2025 02:54 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

10.11.2025 02:45 — 👍 4716 🔁 1062 💬 42 📌 47

E and I were listening to the radio in the car:

E, “oh, ALL things considered? Have you considered a banana wearing sunglasses riding on a boat??”

09.11.2025 15:35 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah but I cheated and used photoshop

09.11.2025 02:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Zohran logo meme: APRIL - 1805 NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS

This took me entirely too long to make

09.11.2025 02:18 — 👍 20 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 0

THANKS for the BUS DRIVER. in the Zohran font.

08.11.2025 22:52 — 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Best costume I saw today was two of my regular customers, they work in receiving at a local warehouse. They were mister clean and the brawny guy

01.11.2025 03:09 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I waited for running passengers. If you stopped running, the doors close and I’m off.

31.10.2025 20:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Change one letter, ruin a candy.

Terds

30.10.2025 02:00 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s all ya need! (I don’t have cable)

29.10.2025 02:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The only American one, I think cricket probably goes well on radio too. And I guess I’ve gotten used to listening to my college hockey games on the radio but yeah it’s way better on tv

29.10.2025 02:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Listening to the game on the radio and catching the YouTube highlights in the morning: the BusDad baseball experience

29.10.2025 02:38 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I don’t believe I’ve ever done such a thing, officer

24.10.2025 14:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy birthday F ♥️

21.10.2025 22:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No way! A is 1!

21.10.2025 21:54 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sober October Ends As Deer Realizes Apple He Just Ate Fermented

Sober October Ends As Deer Realizes Apple He Just Ate Fermented https://theonion.com/sober-october-ends-as-deer-realizes-apple-he-just-ate-fermented/

20.10.2025 16:00 — 👍 1859 🔁 208 💬 12 📌 11

Wisconsover?

18.10.2025 01:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

🎶Jummy crocked carn ond u dan’t core 🎶

17.10.2025 21:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Road bridge over the Black River, Springfield VT. Foliage in the background.

🤮

17.10.2025 21:49 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

The leaves and acorns on this trail by the river go crunch crunch, it’s horrible.

17.10.2025 21:47 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am taking a stupid walk for my stupid health.

17.10.2025 21:44 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

VT and NH are in such a severe drought, they’ve parked a huge firefighting helicopter at Lebanon Municipal Airport. It’s cool as hell to look at until you remember that it’s there because of climate change

17.10.2025 17:46 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0