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I was listening to the first episode of Sarah Marshall’s new podcast and heard a couple familiar voices! At first, I was like “that sure sounds like Aubrey” and then i heard the unmistakeable Michael! @michaelhobbes.bsky.social @yrfatfriend.bsky.social

Could be a great fidget activity while you listen to a podcast or watch tv lol

The rhinestones probably won’t last very long? You could always take a hot hairdryer and see if you can soften the glue to pick them off 🤣 That might be entirely too much work, though!

Frankly, it’s BS that sitting at my desk being ACTUALLY PRODUCTIVE seems so much longer than when I’m fucking off. Boo. Definite 0/10

not an exaggeration to say I am WEEPING with laughter at this reply from someone who hadn't seen that Robert Redford died today

Weird question: do you have any relatives in the Olympia, WA area that work as a barista? There’s a new gal at the coffee stand I go to, and she looked familiar - I just saw your pfp & realized she looks a lot like you & that’s why she’s familiar lol

This sounds a lot like TJ Klune’s Lightning Struck Heart series!

I was more picking on the other folks, not you! I’m personally not into it, but my husband is, so I’ve learned a lot lol

I’ve never understood going to spend time in nature… at a place so crowded with other humans that you’re not really experiencing the nature lol So many 4-wheeling trails are like this!

Seriously, boob containment systems should not be so expensive OR so damned hard to figure out

Is it a Sprinter or a bigger, actual RV? Regardless, they’re hella fancy and I would love to live in one!!! The Sprinter van conversions go for like $150k new 😱

Well, I apparently also missed that you have a Sheridan! 🤣

I didn’t know you have cats, too! 😍

Build a stand a few feet off the ground for your rain barrels & hook a soaker hose to the outlet? Idk if that would actually work or not. I imagine it’d be very slow, if it worked at all - I’m not an engineer after all!

It took me a few years to figure out why I always felt more high after smoking when the weather sucks.

I’m fucking hotboxing my umbrella!

He’s darling!! Does he love BBV? (Also, I saw another thing you posted, and SHE IS FIVE WHOLE YEARS OLD!?!?!)

Excuse me, who is Barry??? Is he your new baby?!?!

Hatch, extra hot

Okay, good point, but… Rocky Mountain Oysters? Those would be good lol

YES this is so much better than the Pike Place fish I’d thought of!!!

This was gonna be mine! Slapped across the face with a nice big wet raw fish!

I can’t believe it’s been so long since little science dot!!!

Oh my goodness, F is so big!!

I came to tell her she should have worn lined jeans, but that might have been cheating, since they’re so warm! 🤣

TW: animal-animal violence

Anyone have any ideas on how to train a dog to not chase/kill/eat wild bunnies that come in the yard? It’s 100% her natural instinct & I know that, but damn. It’s fucking traumatizing for me!!

A shelter listing for an adoptable dog that says “Meet Beautiful Bella” on the top of the page, and a large photo of a mostly black husky dog with white feet and amazing white eyebrow markings. She’s standing outside in some dirt, and she’s licking her chops like she just had a tasty treat!

Scrolling through my local shelter’s adoptable dogs & thought I saw Dora BraverMountain!! #uglydogs

Late to this party, but lots of companies & gov’t agencies (like military) will pay for your move, including vehicles. I live near a huge base & lots of Hawaii plates here.

He put that wooden cookie in his mouth, thinking it was a real cookie, and then he was too embarrassed to let it be known that he had a wooden cookie in his mouth, but he also couldn’t just swallow it! A real conundrum for that kid!

That is quite the bounty for a little countertop grow!!

Hand holding a dirty piece of clear-ish plastic about the size of a butterfly-cut and smooshed tater tot, with a blue bic lighter lighter in the same hand for scale

Pretty sure my dog fucks with me and sees how far she can go with something ridiculous. This was never a great ball, but she loved it. It used to be clear plastic. Anyway, this is what we used for fetch tonight in near pitch black darkness.