Matt

Thanks for the craic, Kneecap.

Today would be a good day to be a casual Philly sports fan.

For us sickos, it’s pretty bad.

I wish I had more TVs for tonight, specifically.

Never button a baseball jersey past the logo.

ACAB includes NFL officials.

Picking up the flag on that intentional grounding is going to drive me nuts for the rest of the year. In what world is Trautman “in the area”?

My lifer barred owl would be pretty cool.

Hey- so uh… go birds?

Oktoberfest Season.
Go birds.

As someone whose alarm goes off at 4am- agreed.

Classic.

That qualifies as “taunting”?

Weak baby shit.

Listen.

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If you don’t join in on an Eagles chant led by BG, you don’t deserve to be in the building.

Go. Birds.

In fairness, our city connects look like they turn their body cameras off.

Listen, man.
If I was richer than any human deserves to be and I could give some of that money to Kyle Schwarber to make him continue to play for a team I own, there isn’t a number I wouldn’t pay him.

Cowboys need to throw in a 2nd day pick to close the deal.

Tanner McKee for Micah and a 3rd round pick.

The cowboys can’t afford to turn that offer down.

A bootleg Taylor Swift beer glass being held in front of the opening number to the Eras Tour.

Home alone. Time to get wild.

If the Phillies give Schwarber all of the money, I will do my part by buying a second Schwarber jersey.

I swear to god, Romano.

An Older Woman in a car turning around and yelling why can't you be normal? A boy with a Phillies logo over his face has the caption *screams*

Being a Phillies fan is a lot like being that kid in every 90s family dramedy who just knows that this time is going to be the time that his dad shows up and takes him to Disney.

Omg. I don’t know if it was possible for me to be more wrong.

I’m gonna guess Saquon?

That is one of the more insane finishes I’ve seen.

Jfc.