✨RADdy✨

I've got stuff done do but meh
Me and this baby are napping

Rival Royale in a pale purple wig, orange drag makeup with spider web eyeliner, and a black widow drawing on their cheek

Oooh I forgot about this, it was cuuute!! 🕷️ 💕✨ (Oct '20)

I've thought about it so many times. We did a PCH road trip and it was stunning up there 💕

Florida Man On The Run & Rival Royale (in drag)

Florida Man On The Run & Rival Royale

My Partner in Crime (Oct 22)
@floridamanontherun.com 🐊

Rival Royale in drag, wearing a pale pink hair, pink flower clips, crystal bib necklace, and mint nightie

✨Pandemic Drag✨ I miss doing virtual shows. This video is one of my best! (Oct 2020)

SNAP benefits expire in one week.

The government is shut down, people are literally about to go hungry as SNAP payments stop, and this dude is building a gold trimmed billionaire ballroom.

This isn’t going to end well.

Sometimes I wish I smoked

I think I want to live in Minnesota. I saw a giant yarn ball there once and it really just solidified that that should be home.

Ohhh, the east wing is where the woman stuff happened, everything makes a lot more sense now

The scavenger creatures have finished their meal

my friends and i constantly quoting this post to each other whenever we feel bad about productivity

If you can afford it, a *monetary* donation (it goes a lot farther!) to your local food bank would be a most excellent thing to do right now.

At the time I ordered, there wasn't an AI llm assistant on the store, now there is. They also claimed to redo their size charts after I ordered. Doesn't matter, as it's all badly scaled for plus size anyways...

A picture of a unique vintage skirt in which an AI generative slop machine was used to make the print and didn't know that chickens do not have 3 legs

Imma bitch about this here too.

I was so excited to finally order from Unique Vintage, just to receive this AI Garbage. Returning the entire order over this bullshit.

Baby is 6 months old today!! 💕💕😭

Gave the Baby banana.
Now, he ZOOOM 😂

The full quote: "I think the sublime confusion is from nineteen to twenty-nine. You think you are late for everything, you're a has been, nothing is happening, there's no opportunity for you, the world is closed, everything is a disaster, you wanna die. And then you're thirty. " "You young people are in the exact age of desperation. I never felt more done and old than in my twenties. I'd say 'life has passed me and I did nothing.' But I'm here to tell you that's not true: you have a lot of fucking time."

I love Guillermo del Toro calling ages 19 to 29 "sublime confusion"

SpiceSpiceBaby drink from SWIG tastes like an antique store in the best way

I repeat, I BROKE RIBS AS AN ADULT!! Please please don't be a part of letting babies get Whooping Cough. It's hell.

Everytime I want to sign up for an art market vendor event, either they aren't accepting jewelry, it's already full of pyramid scams, or the fee is stupid high. I just want to be a part of a community and I can't

What are actually useful alternatives to twitch? Bc Everytime I want to come back SOMETHING STUPID HAPPENS and I'm pissed off all over again.

seems that RFK is clearing the path for his CDC to do tuskegee syphillis experiments as a matter of course. in other news, RFK is a genuine monster who relishes in the pain and suffering of those he feels he has control or dominion over

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Rival Royale in a skater style dress with a neon green background, with various mushrooms in various neon colors. Black buckle waist belt. Yellow bishops sleeves. Red and white mushroom caps. Green stockings with black boots.

The last time I performed in Gainesville, FL. 🐊 I think my new version of my mushroom act, I will design my own graphic print fabric.

Rival Royale in front of a window viewing a city street, with a faded purple hue filter

Both shows we got to see in Philly were ✨STUNNING✨. First was Tassels on Tap: Ghouls Glitter & Gore and the last one was Maxxxine: A Burlesque Tribute. I'm so so inspired to get to work on new projects and finally come back to performing again. 💕

Well, it's been good, Philly. Can't wait to come back!

Youtube is full of ads, spotify is full of ads, tumblr is full of ads, pinterest is full of ads. Everything uses ai. Every new update makes the website/app worse. Youtube auto translates almost every video I want to watch. Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me. Check out this new ai feature. Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop. Here's a new update that breaks ur phone. Why are u complaining about ur phone, just get the newest iphone lol. Join my patreon. Join my membership. Pay a monthly membership to get all features. Upgrade your membership to get even more features. Subscribe to netflix. Subscribe to disney. Subscribe to amazon. Subscribe to hulu. This content isn't available in ur country. This content was removed. This website was removed. This feature only exists for apple. U need to a WiFi connection to play this game. This app only exists for apple. U need an account. We need your email to finish creating this account. We need your number to finish creating your account. We need your id to finish creating your account. In order to delete your account please write an email. In order to delete your account you need a laptop. Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen. Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago. Spam call. Spam call. Spam call.

I just ate something else with mushrooms and it was so good!

I'm so FRIKKIN inspired but I know I'll have no time to do anything with it